Today, my math teacher told this guy and girl (who had wads of paper under them, thrown by other students) that their balls were on the floor. I have never laughed so hard this entire week. XD Middle School is fun, especially when the teacher doesn't realize he just said something EXTREMELY perverted.
But, today in History, this kid asked me if I had 50 cents. Trying to AVOID anything sexual, I said, "I don't have any moeney." He laughed anyway, which was stupid, because it wasn't even sexual anymore. We are PERVERTS. Don't even talk to us. Because if you do, there is a very good "That's what she said!" joke around the corner.
my math teacher sits down with the class and talks about short stories from her long life. They are awesome stories like painting 3 sheeps 1,2, and 4 sending the janitors on a search for sheep #3
I remember before Charles moved away us 4 would come up with these jokes all the time and the teacher would stand next to us when she talked to the class and she said a load [that's what she said] of jokes and we were dieing from trying to stiffle all of the laughter and we turned it up a notch. Whoever was last to say it got punched.
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so can middle school girls. trust me.
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@28994 (mexicanpeanut):
you're sooo right, you should've seen the day i just had
says Anonymous on Jan 23rd '10 (#29448)
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The conversation is even better when you're in an immature, co-ed agriculture class.
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So can some highschool ones.
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OMG! OMG!
Today, my math teacher told this guy and girl (who had wads of paper under them, thrown by other students) that their balls were on the floor. I have never laughed so hard this entire week. XD Middle School is fun, especially when the teacher doesn't realize he just said something EXTREMELY perverted.
But, today in History, this kid asked me if I had 50 cents. Trying to AVOID anything sexual, I said, "I don't have any moeney." He laughed anyway, which was stupid, because it wasn't even sexual anymore. We are PERVERTS. Don't even talk to us. Because if you do, there is a very good "That's what she said!" joke around the corner.
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@29031 (Lazynez):
You may think the teacher doesn't understand but truthfully they are trying to make a joke.
says RiddlesAreHard on Jan 22nd '10 (#29043)
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@29043 (RiddlesAreHard):
Yes, but this post is about the male middle schoolers. HE is a MIDLLE SCHOOL teacher making it into a sexual joke. :D
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@29031 (Lazynez):
you have awesome teachers.i wish my teachers were that funny.
says Anonymous on Jan 22nd '10 (#29158)
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@29158 (Anonymous):
my math teacher sits down with the class and talks about short stories from her long life. They are awesome stories like painting 3 sheeps 1,2, and 4 sending the janitors on a search for sheep #3
says stepdom on Jun 3rd '11 (#1268728)
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LOL THIS POST HAS THE WORD SEX IN IT LOL
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@29134 (incedio):
<3
says Anonymous on Jan 22nd '10 (#29166)
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@29134 (incedio):
DUTY! hee hee
says miss purple on Mar 28th '10 (#75470)
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in middle school anything you say can turn into an "thats what she said" joke.
says JamieLikesCookies on Jan 22nd '10 (#29250)
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@29250 (JamieLikesCookies):
I remember before Charles moved away us 4 would come up with these jokes all the time and the teacher would stand next to us when she talked to the class and she said a load [that's what she said] of jokes and we were dieing from trying to stiffle all of the laughter and we turned it up a notch. Whoever was last to say it got punched.
says Anonymous on Jun 3rd '11 (#1268739)
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It makes me mad. They act so stupid. I have a low acceptance rate for stupidity.
says Kitty-san on Jan 23rd '10 (#29697)
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I'm in college and I still do that ;)
says Jake S on Jan 26th '10 (#32047)
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Girls are thinking it. They just don't say it because they are constantly trying to impress people.
says AnonyMOUSE on Feb 21st '10 (#44036)
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@44036 (AnonyMOUSE):
That's so true. I'm a girl, so I can definitely confirm it.
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4 days ago...
*in the lunchline*
*people cutting ahead and pushing each other*
Girl: GOD, IT'S TOO TIGHT!
Me: *thinking* That's what HE said.
Random Dude: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
....Ahh, the life of 8th graders. :)
says JuLeS on Feb 24th '10 (#45692)
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i'm a girl and i do say it.
says Anonymous on Feb 28th '10 (#48091)
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it just gets worse in high school... and even worse in college. hang around band kids and its even worse...
says Anonymous on Mar 5th '10 (#51329)
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@51329 (Anonymous):
I hang out with the band kids a lot. Nothing wrong with them.
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@55000 (Totobean):
The band room is better to find perverted jokes like fingerings,positions,and how to blow
says Anonymous on Jun 3rd '11 (#1268734)
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@1268734 (Anonymous):
Actually at my school the band isn't terribly perverted. The jocks are way worse.
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I can confirm this! I'm in middle school. I'm also a girl which let's me add that girls also do this.
Penis. Hard. Vagina. Taco.
says Anonymous on Mar 14th '10 (#58904)
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High School Kids can also do this
says Joemoma3 on Mar 24th '10 (#69839)
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So can older guys, they just keep it to themselves
says Anonymous on Mar 26th '10 (#72740)
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seventh grade sex ed. *sigh* scarring memories.
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