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You wonder how Santa's elves get away with all those patent infringements, amirite?

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    LOL

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    @1144 (Hannah):

    another test

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    LOL

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    LOL?

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    @1467 (Dipple):

    LOL.

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    @892491 (Ross):

    LOL!

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    @893766 (Rocky):

    LOL!

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    @894515 (gene):

    LOL :(

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    my mommy tells me that the corporate elves works out deals with the companies and sometimes a few toys get denied. and thats also why i didnt get a new tennis racket when wilson didnt give permission that year.

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    the companies cant find santas workshop to sue him, and they dont have santas address for a court sumons

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    illegally

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    @31145 (originality02):

    fat droopy scrotums

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    MAGIC!!!!!

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    @41370 (Anonymous):

    Your 8 and do you know wut this is?

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    @892358 (track_star):

    *you're
    *12

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    @892372 (Ross):

    Excellent, Ross.

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    @892460 (GrammarHitler):

    He is learning well.

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    lmfao, thats great. lol

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    LOL

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    Lofl.

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    @892360 (TheDogfather):

    Laughing On the Floor Laughing?

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    @892387 (GrammarHitler):

    it might be: laying on the floor laughing

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    @892396 (rosyel111):

    It doesn't have the same effect like that.

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    @892396 (rosyel111):

    That would be "lying."

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    It should have a question mark after "infringements", not a comma.

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    @892383 (GrammarHitler):


    No, It has a question mark after the amirite.
    Grammar Hitler fail. :3

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    @892423 (ForeverYoung):

    It has a question mark after the amirite, but the question starts with the word 'how' and ends with the comma after infringements. The amirite is then asking if Anonymous is right. So it should be two separate questions, you useless piece of garbage.

    Never try to prove me wrong.

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    @892441 (GrammarHitler):

    They're not asking how though, the only question being asked is "am I right?". One question, so one question mark.

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    @892423 (ForeverYoung):

    Oh, and capital letters go after full stops, not commas.

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    @892383 (GrammarHitler):

    (GrammarHitler):it doesn't say "do you wonder..." It says "you wonder..." Its not a question until "amirite, which is correctly followed a question mark. Idiot...

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    @894016 (magikmakeup):

    It used to be: "How do Santa's elves...", but then Anthony edited it.

    "I've edited the post. Do you approve now?"

    Don't say anything unless you know the facts.

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    @894786 (GrammarHitler):

    even so you are still wrong.

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    @896455 (magikmakeup):

    Prove it.

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    @897202 (GrammarHitler):

    the countless people leaving comments before me about what a moron you are proves my point.

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    *what

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    This has to be one of the oldest POTD's ever

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    I think I just had a temporary severe case of
    Dislexia because I read "infringements" as "fingerprints"

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    due to the Santa clause in the patent act all patents, copyrights and trademarks become null and void to North Pole Industries (inc.) if the patient, copyright and/or trademark owner gains automatic entrance into the nice list for all years that said patent, copyright and/or trademark is in use by North pole industries (inc.)

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    That's how I figured out Santa wasn't real :(

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    @894778 (SylverMoon):

    Lol. You don't believe in Santa? Someone's getting coal!

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    @895096 (Anonymous):

    That's what I got this morning :'(

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    Have you ever tried to tell an elf that it couldn't do something?

    Don't do it.

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