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Girls: You're all a little bit secretly jealous that you can't grow an awesome mustache, amirite?

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    i'm sorry but how old are you? like 4?

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    Everyone who votes "no way" is just in denial, amirite?

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    I am.

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    I totes can grow one, and I'm a girl (h)

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    @531048 (Handsy):

    Blech XP

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    So very jealous.

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    It's not the fact that we can't, it's that we shouldn't. If I wasn't going to be going in public ever again, I would grow one.

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    I really am, I would have an awesome handlebar mustache.

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    I'm more jealous that I can't grow a beard.
    I'd stroke it when I'm deep in thought.

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    @531226 (Sarah):

    i would grow a dumbledore/gandalf beard so people would think i was wise.

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    i'm obsessed with facial hair; it's the best. oh well, at least girls get boobs (which are not nearly as cool).

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    @531288 (rowanne):

    yeah seriously. What's so cool about lumps of fat used for feeding babies?

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    Im pretty sure if girls could grow mustaches and guys couldnt guys would be jealous of girls and girls with mustaches would be a sign of adulthood lol.

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    You all took this too literally. It's basically just saying moustaches are cool.

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    I totally wish I could have a cool mustache. It's no secret.

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    Guys can grow beirds bit girls can grow boobs

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    She means she wishes it were A) socially acceptable and B) Possible to grow a cool mustache.

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    Don't worry about your negative rating on this one. The down votes are just from women who already have mustaches.

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    I seriously would want five o'clock shadow, or a dirt stache, or a goatee. I am SO happy I'm not the only one!

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