Whoever made this post deserves a cookie.

Haha amazing post :)

Just laugh about it and shut up.

There is proof of evolution with fossils. But pictures weren't invented during bible times, sorry. That's why there's art. You are a sad fool if you thought this post was really clever : )

Evolution can never truly be scientifically PROVEN because true scientific proof requires Observation (as per the Scientific Method). And no one can observe evolution because it takes too long and they would be dead by the time anything happened with it, and there was no one there to observe evolution when it first started happening (cause it's Evolution). Likewise, Creationism cannot be proven either because there weren't any people there to witness the creation of the world. Both require a belief; faith to an extent. Stop arguing over it, no one is going to suddenly pull out a whammy that convinces the other people in this post that what they're saying is right, so there's no point in arguing.

lol i believe the Bible is historical fiction, because events and people from the bible have been proven (artifacts have been found), but the Jesus/God/Holy Spirit/Miracles/Devil thing sounds like a crackhead made it up.

EVERYONE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP. its a JOKE and i think its FUNNY so enough with the religious arguments.

Darn... I guess George Washington wasn't really are first president

Good enough?: http://www.creativereview.co.uk...o-google-earth ?
Nah, just kidding. I'm a christian, I laughed.

Scrantoncity is a tool. Which is proven because it saus so right here in this comment. Its also proven throughout this entire post :)

Hmm, I think the one with a profile pic of a nasty troll/ogre lookin thing is the scaredy cat. Why don't you man up kid?

Lol. Scrantoncity really is a tool. I saw on another post he wrote about never being invited to parties or anything. I wonder why. Hahaha.

-Some- Christians belief God created evolution. They believe that some of the Bible is just fables to teach people right from wrong (most of which is in the Old Testement) since it is so close to other religions. And some non-Christians believe that Christianity is a more evolved form of older religions that is still evolving as time goes on.

If neither parents carry the allele for white fur, it is a mutation, not genetics. An example of evolution (evolution, not mutation) that I learned yesterday in anatomy is that long ago people were much shorter than they are now.

If neither parents carry the allele for white fur, it is a mutation, not genetics. An example of evolution (evolution, not mutation) that I learned yesterday in anatomy is that long ago people were much shorter than they are now.

They didn't have cameras in those days. :3

Yeah so becuase you dont have pics of your great great great great grandparents, you dont exist either.

see http://www.licoc.org/ACTS/crucifixion_3.jpg

*sigh* arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded

Oh lawl, here comes the debate.

Srsly, people, it is a joke, let it go.

We were monkeys. God doesn't exist. This is funny. The end. Lul.

This is weird. All the posts are dated at Aug 29, but my computer promises me its Aug 28.

for the lulz.

Our existence before the 1600's: pics or we never existed then.

The things I've learned from this post: Christians have no humor and today's youth scares the SHIT out of me.

For all of you religious people, admit it, if this was a post with evolution in it instead of the bible, you'd be telling everyone who argued with it to take a joke. So just let it go you guys. The sun is shining, it's another day in this beautiful world, and it's passing you by. So go have a glass of lemonade and ENJOY this day instead of arguing with each other.

scrantoncity, it's really vile of you to say that if you're gay then as a result you're going to hell. I feel like God should smack you in the face.

Evolution can't be real since it conflicts with the 2bd law of thermodynamics" all things move to entropy ( disorder) so evolutionists aren't really scientific at all

NO pictures of the mayflower coming to america and being here? Did it happen? im pretty sure it did

You guys argue over the little things in religion but ignore the biggest part of any religion: being a good person.

Hi, my name is Saint Isaac. I'm not religious, though slightly faithful. If you've read down to this, you probably think all Christians are insane. Well, you're probably right.

But, I believe in the Bible's... ermm... stuff. And I would like to tell you that I am not crazy. Revel if you wish, for those like me are few.

Many evolutionists have tried to argue that humans are 99% similar chemically to apes and blood precipitation tests do indicate that the chimpanzee is people’s closest relative. Yet regarding this we must observe the following: ‘Milk chemistry indicates that the donkey is man’s closest relative.’ ‘Cholesterol level tests indicate that the garter snake is man’s closest relative.’ ‘Tear enzyme chemistry indicates that the chicken is man’s closest relative.’ ‘On the basis of another type of blood chemistry test, the butter bean is man’s closest relative",Morris, Henry M., The Twilight of Evolution

It sickens me that people would rather keep arguing than take the advice of all of the posts that say, "let's drop it, no one will ever agree" and "let's enjoy this day instead of argue on the Internet". Pick your battles people. If you REALLY want to change someone's mind and that's what this has all been about, then go door-to-door or start up something in your own community rather than insult your peers over the Internet.

i only got through like.. 150 comments then got tired.. But to sancroncity, alot of the bibe is a metaphor, even priests have told me so. If god created the world in 6 days, as you said, which day were the dinosaurs? And how did they live for millions of years if just a few days after earth's creation humans were born?

And also, on gays, they say god makes everyone the way they are meant to be and we should all love thy neighbour like we love ourselves, so then if god MAKES people he makes them gay. It's not their choice. but then he says it's wrong? So he makes someone destined for hell unless what? Unless they say 'god i'm sorry you made me this way, let me repent for something you did to me'
That's bs. We should all realise we are made the way we are forson, people are born gay, it's not a choice and they shouldn't have to deny who they are for your stupid christian ignorance. so up yours, you're so wrapped up in the bible you miss the most important bits. Goodbye.

oops, forson should've said * for a reason. Stupid phone. :)

ok haha I get the joke but the reason the Christians are arguing it is not because they are insulted they just want to prove the point that this isn't a sound argument and by people arguing back it just makes it worse

Neither the theory of evolution nor the beliefs of creationism are infallible. There's really not much use arguing because neither side will concede the other's point or change their set-in-stone minds.

Can we settle at that?

Some people really need to calm down and respect other's beliefs. Not the OP, I thought the joke was funny, but everyone commenting.

(excuse my spelling I'm mobile) I hate how creationist say that there's no evidence of a spiecies evolving to another. Then they give an example of a dog changing to a horse. A modern aninimal isn't going to chamge to another modern animal. what happens are many little changes over time. Take a rabbit. Let's say a rabbit was born with larger feet than the others. That rabbit will breed, and it's offspring will have large feet to. They will have the ability to run and hop faster, escaping faster. Others with smaller feet will have higher chances of being eaten. Eventually, small footed rabbits will die out while large footed will keep breeding, making all rabbits have large feet. Many many small changes like this over millions of years make the spieces look entirely different.

ahh jokes, no one can take them anymore

It's fun to read this while being Jewish.

When I don't measure up to much in this life, I'm a treasure in the arms of Christ :)
may God bless all of you :)

They didnt have cameras back then LOL.

this is idiotic why do people have to post controversial things i think people should just stop trying to cause arguments on amirite i understand stating your VALID opinion but one as invalid and jsut pointless as this...just leave it out and plus PoTD really?!?!?!?!

flame wars are awesome

blahblahblah.

if you're going to take a post like this seriously and argue about it, get outta here. this is the wrong site for you

It's going to be hilarious when, after "a few years", there's still no "rapture" (one of the stupidest ideas espoused in the bible, btw... I mean, come on) and the poor unlaid loser behind scrantoncity will either be so disillusioned that he turns the other way, or be forced to just keep saying "a few more years... a few more years and you'll see iamrite..." until he gets old and senile. I'm sure you'll find lots of dotty old codgers to debate religion with at the funeral home.

Regardless of how little evidence you think scientists have, at least they have something. Fossil records, and it's obvious from looking at ancient buildings that people have gotten much taller over the centuries... what do we call that? What do we call mammoths shedding all that hair that was uneeded after the ice age and becoming elephants?

As a matter of fact... fossil record proves the bible wrong, because the bible says people came right along with all the animals(some of which didn't even e...

I love these kinds of posts, the comments make up for the fact that this is far from original.
Anyhow, God is a lie, religion is a lie, your sub-conscience isn't really the holy ghost. Please pop that prehistoric bubble you keep your mind in.

... exist that long ago), and yet fossil record proves that there were animals on this planet for millenia before people.

Religion comes down to: a way to explain the unexplainable, and a list of rules for living(most of which are common sense). If it makes you a better person, great- if it makes you a sanctimonious, narrow-minded pain in the ass, then stfu seriously. I don't need promise of otherworldly reward *or* threat of otherworldly reprisal to be a good person who doesn't hurt and tries to help others. Lots of us don't need an excuse or a push for such simple decency. It's sad that so many still do, otherwise religion would be even more out of favor than it already is.

Sure, you see lots of "christian" kids on this site... but I bet before 30 at least half of them will have grown out of it. The conditioning and brainwashing of parents only lasts so long.

Cause they're actually were cameras at that time to have some pics -_-

hai guiz wuts goin on in dis thread?

"RAHRAHARHARHAR EVOLUTION DEBATE!! RAHARHAR"

Oh.... Um... *Sidesteps out of camera*

Scrantoncity likes satan's dick.

Greenleader, you comment restored my faith in humanity.

I lol to all you people for having a debate on a amirite post

@sancroncity.
love how you didn't fight back about my very valid point about god purposely damning gays. Cool. ignorant ass.

Did God have a first day? If so, what was before that?

Mary was a whore. She was balls deep in Joseph, but he had a tiny penis, so she cheated on him with a black guy. (because they have huge penises) Then Jesus was born. As he grew up, him and David fought 3 headed lions together and went camping in whales stomachs, like every other weekend. One night while they were chillin in the whales stomach, they both got bi-curious, and tried "things," and they liked it. But no one approved of it, so David and Jesus were never allowed to see each other again....This is a FACT....no seriously, I put "Bible" on the cover.

@anonyMouse thank you? Haha

i dont get it?

Actually, the 6 days the world was created in, that was gods time; which is about 6000 years here :O
Also dinosaurs could have existed and been wiped out while Adam and eve were in the garden, they were immortal; who knows how long they were in that garden for before the fall happened? 6 years? 6 million years?

Lol, you guys who are arguing about religion are morons. Everyone knows that every single argument is the same; Both sides thinking they're right, both sides defending and attacking while getting angrier and angrier, and then eventually it ends, but neither side has any change whatsoever in their opinion. -_-?

Yeah, except camera's weren't invented for another couple hundred years. Lmao.

omg you guys its just a post! get over it :P

Pics? hi. there was no cameras back then. and drawings really wouldnt survive 2000 years.

I'm a Christian, and it didn't offend me.
People get too sensitive

Reading these comments were very entertaining!

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

so this post is hilarious, but the arguments in the comments are even better pahhahahaha

Do you believe that wind exists? Can you see it? Nope. Can you feel it's presence? Yes. Can you see the effects of what it can do? Yup. the same thing goes for God. He's all around you. He's present and He loves you. :)

And now I remember why I'm not pro-life.

I'm a christian and I would like to point out that we are not all ignorant assholes like SOME people. *cough* scrantoncity *cough*

i like cheese

If one person belives in a magic and can hear voices in his head etc you call him crazy, if loads of people do the same, you call it a religion

I don't see why everyone's making such a big deal out of this.

I believe in a God, and I found it very amusing.

Stop being so uptight. It's just a light-hearted joke.

I don't see how evolutionists are bypassing other science to make their theory seem right( no I'm not creationist I think the theroies can co exist)

Everything people think is a fact is only supported by theories. Everything is a theory cause the only thing you can prove is that you exist. The saying "I think therefore I am". So religion, scientific crap and what not is all up to the individual. The only reason I chose to follow Christainity is that the evolution theory says you cease to exist afterwards so why not be optomistic. Other than that it really doesn't matter what others think because as one of the earlier posts said (That I read 2 hours ago, u guys seriously post a lot of long posts) that at the end of the day its all the same to all of us. So please lets end this ridiculous post comments thread NOW!

To all the people saying thing like, "But they didn't have cameras back then. How were they supposed to take pics?"

You make me brain hurt due to your I hate you all.

STFU, dumbass

who says all scientists are opposed to religion? they're there to find facts. they question everything. they are on nobodies side except reason. people can't go on saying that they are 'lying to cover up christianity and the bible.' umm.. no. they're looking for proof to all these different theories.

i gave up on christianity long ago because i DONT WANT a 'personal, loving relationship' with a dude people seem to think sits in the clouds and has a plan for me. no thank you.

Are you really that much if a delusional twat that you really thought she was siding with you? You're such a goddamn imbecile.

I have a question!
If we evolved from monkeys where are all the in-between stages?
And don't just say they died off, if they died off why didn't the monkeys? I'm sure the in-between stages would have been more capable of surviving than the original monkeys things...
Hope that makes sense!

I wish I hadn't wasted my time reading this whole thing. I wish A) I had evolved to an intelligence level where I would have realized this was a big waste of time of B) God had blessed me with the inteligence to realize that this would be a big waste of time

or* (oops) XD

First off, I am 17, not 12. So what if my spelling abilities aren't the best? You have not backed up your beliefs yet, you've only made fun of people who disagree with you. I never said that there is not a higher power that set off the big bang. No one can answer where the universe came from, but there is evidence to support the Big Bang. The evidence is that the universe is expanding. When something explodes, the explosion expands. That is why scientists believe it is true. Can YOU tell me where the universe came from without using references from the Bible? I highly doubt you could. There is evidence that there is a god, but there is no evidence that it is the god you worship.

(Please note that I've been able to respectfully disagree without making fun of you. You should try it sometime. People might like you better then,)

this was potd on my brithday