How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?
says Reptar_Rawr on Aug 19th '10 (#298608)
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So true!
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Actually, it's not, "genius"... if you just stop eating, first your body will go into panic mode where it stores everything it gets and you could gain weight, then you'll get very sick; while you might lose weight, you might also die. I know you thought you had a new and clever fat joke, but you don't. So how about find something more worthwhile than looking down on others to do?
says AnoNazi on Aug 20th '10 (#466216)
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
uhm..it wasnt directed towards anybody it was a joke why not get a sense of humor
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
Take a joke. EVERYONE knows crash diets don't work. But this joke is still funny.
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
yeah it's just a joke, and he's not telling anyone to stop eating... wow.
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
Troll
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
This made me laugh. Trolls are weird.
says me on Aug 20th '10 (#467435)
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
shhh. Don't speak. You're ruining the moment.
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
nobody feels sorry for fat people. Most of the time people are fat because of their choices. Since you took this joke seriously, I figured I would put that out there. Learn to laugh... it burns calories.
says Jules on Sep 3rd '10 (#528723)
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@528723 (Jules):
'it burns calories' I laughed out loud.. nice touch.. but I mean this post is just a joke.. not meant to be taken seriously
says IEatRice on Sep 3rd '10 (#529509)
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@528723 (Jules):
Actually most fat people have a higher risk of gaining weight because of genetics. Some people are just born fat, so I do feel sorry for them. :/
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@466216 (AnoNazi):
Wow you're stupid.
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i don't get it at all :S I mean the joke, haha i'm slow explain?
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@466234 (chuckytheducky):
When someone offers you food, and you do that, you'd be shaking your head no. Soooooo, you'd be eating less. :b
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@466240 (ashleyeatsflesh):
ohhh haha thankss :)
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Love.
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That's actually a move in tae bo!
Billy Blanks is my hero.
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Lmfao, I shook my head left and right and I was like uhh.. OH! Hahaha.
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@466403 (Elise):
Me too! I was so confused for a second!
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@466403 (Elise):
Hahaha me too.
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Nope, not a troll... just sick to the teeth with lame, hateful fat jokes.
says AnoNazi on Aug 20th '10 (#466462)
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@466462 (AnoNazi):
...this makes me believe you're a fatty
says Anonymous on Aug 20th '10 (#466475)
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@466475 (Anonymous):
Agreed!
says hahaha:) on Aug 20th '10 (#466700)
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@466462 (AnoNazi):
You say your not a troll... But your username is AnoNazi?
says me on Aug 20th '10 (#467439)
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@467439 (me):
*you're*
says American Witch on Sep 3rd '10 (#530860)
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@466462 (AnoNazi):
This isn't a fat joke because it's not making fun of fat people.
says Anonymous on Aug 23rd '10 (#483027)
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@466462 (AnoNazi):
this isn't a fat joke it's funny and doesn't insult anyone, and the post isn't suggesting u don't eat only that u eat in moderation which (long with exercise) is the most effective way to lose weight
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@466462 (AnoNazi):
lolfattyfatfatty.
says Antronomous on Sep 3rd '10 (#530422)
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This is great! Fantastic sense of humor, brava!
says hahaha:) on Aug 20th '10 (#466708)
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I usually don't laugh as amirite posts as hard as I laughed at this one.
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Great great comment, I read it out loud at work and everyone laughed
says dexrite on Aug 20th '10 (#469160)
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I know it was a joke, but I always say no to offered food, because if I take it I feel fatter. It's when I'm alone is when the trouble starts. xD
School's been stressing me out though, so I've been eating significantly less.
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@471233 (TicTacAddict):
dudeee, school is JUST starting for me on wensday. gtfo school. but lately ive been only eating one meal a day and not getting hungry. its strange.
says kMxx244944 on Sep 3rd '10 (#528699)
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@528699 (kMxx244944):
I don't eat much during the school year either. Only dinner.
And not to brag, but school doesn't start for me until next Tuesday. :)
says BlueberryMuffin on Sep 3rd '10 (#528772)
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@528772 (BlueberryMuffin):
No no I meant I start on the 8th.
says kMxx244944 on Sep 3rd '10 (#528837)
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@528772 (BlueberryMuffin):
@528772 (BlueberryMuffin): Mine started August 3rd. You guys suck.
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@528929 (TicTacAddict):
Mine starts september 15th. :p
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@530423 (Rami):
UGH LUCKYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
says kMxx244944 on Sep 3rd '10 (#531739)
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@528929 (TicTacAddict):
BLAH!
says kMxx244944 on Sep 3rd '10 (#531740)
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@528772 (BlueberryMuffin):
hugs
says Anonymous on Sep 3rd '10 (#530766)
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@528699 (kMxx244944):
same here!!1 like, i used to snack all the time and in class sometimes i get hungery but then im not hungery at all.. which is good sooo yaa
says unstoppable on Sep 3rd '10 (#531703)
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@531703 (unstoppable):
haha yup
says kMxx244944 on Sep 3rd '10 (#531742)
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@471233 (TicTacAddict):
hugs
says Anonymous on Sep 3rd '10 (#530765)
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hehehe.....its the first time i m visitin ....n that joke surely cracked me up.....amirite thats was a smart say....hehehe x)
says Anonymous on Aug 26th '10 (#496400)
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@496400 (Anonymous):
this may seem a little straight forward, but is english your native language?
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@528829 (ThisIsIllegal):
That cracked me up ^^
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@529594 (Friday_Night_Lights):
Well, I was going to completely go off on them for not knowing how to spell/type the english language correctly, but then I thought: what if their native language is something else? Then I'd feel REALLY bad. So I had to ask.
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@529881 (ThisIsIllegal):
Why feel bad for dumbasses?
If he comes to an english page where almost only english is spoken he should know how to speak/write english properly before posting something.
says American Witch on Sep 3rd '10 (#530866)
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@530866 (American Witch):
(American Witch): I guess you're right. I don't like being mean to people, even if it's justified. :)
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I laughed.
says Saadiyah on Sep 3rd '10 (#528546)
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seen this bfore!
says Evanhollis on Sep 3rd '10 (#528700)
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Note to self: DON'T READ AMIRITE ON YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET CAUGHT! but I have to admit this post made it worth it!
says Ashley T. on Sep 3rd '10 (#528738)
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@528738 (Ashley T.):
(Ashley T.): I didn't really find this laugh out loud funny.
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It's really sad how, when anyone stands up for overweight people, everyone just turns on them and calls them fat. =( As if the only people that have the same problem can have a little tact, common courtesy, and empathy for someone. It's a sad, shallow little world you kids live in.
says 420Grrl on Sep 3rd '10 (#528952)
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@528952 (420Grrl):
no ones even making fun of fat people. What's sad is that people can't take a joke. Never anywhere in the post does it metion fat people. Some people aren't fat but still wana loose weight. Its a jokkeeeee stop taking everything literally and laugh
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@528985 (SOFTBALL8):
Never anywhere in the comment does it say she meant THIS post -_-
says American Witch on Sep 3rd '10 (#530870)
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@530870 (American Witch):
(American Witch): then why did she post it on THIS post when it has nothing to do with fat people -_-
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@528952 (420Grrl):
And even if it was, why be empathetic towards someone that created their own problem? I know people that have weight problems because of genetics but that rarely ever is an issue, it's people eating too much
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@528952 (420Grrl):
Shut up fatty, your opinions don't count once you hit a certain weight.
says Anonymous on Sep 3rd '10 (#531066)
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This is very true. It's just a matter of will power really. You can't expect to lose weight if you cant say no despite your cravings sometimes.
says Nightman on Sep 3rd '10 (#529249)
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:)awesome post.. and I have been scrolling up and down the page.. I don't see anybody making fun of fat ppl.. so no.. we kids don't live in a sad, shallow world. I'm sure though tht most of us will defend fat ppl if some post takes it too far.. don't misjudge us like tht:)
says IEatRice on Sep 3rd '10 (#529543)
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yep
says Anonymous on Sep 3rd '10 (#529610)
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Hahahaha I just died :D
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Funny but unoriginal seen this joke a million times
says Anonymous on Sep 3rd '10 (#529725)
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Unoriginal!!!
says lola on Sep 3rd '10 (#529734)
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Okay, I realize this is a joke, but in all seriousness, just not eating doesn't make you lose weight.
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@529947 (ThisIsIllegal):
...Really? Tell that to anorexics, people who have successfully lost weight, and starving people. :)
says Blahh. on Sep 3rd '10 (#530770)
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@530770 (Blahh.):
(Blahh.): Yeah, but the weight that starving people and anorexics lose isn't the kind of weight you want to lose. When you starve yourself, your body's not getting any protein, so it steals the protein from your muscles, decreasing your muscle mass, and barely getting rid of any actual fat. It's very unhealthy (obviously) and anorexics obviously haven't read up on the subject, seeing as, usually, they know it's bad for them. And what I meant is, if you're trying to healthily lose weight, JUST not eating isn't going to work.
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@530816 (ThisIsIllegal):
But saying no if someone offers you chips or cookies or something like that would help you to lose weight and be more healthy.
says Anonymous on Apr 9th '11 (#1159334)
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Because anorexia is totally healthy guys. ;D
says SalientK on Sep 3rd '10 (#530075)
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This is probably the nicest way to suggest the practice of anorexia to someone ever... And by nicest I of course mean most funny without being offensive.
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i only wonder how this is the post of the day (sept 2) when this was posted august 19 :P I love it though heh heh
says heh heh on Sep 3rd '10 (#530686)
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There was 69 comments... I just wanted to change it to 70 (;
Anyways; lmfao. Except most people get food for themselves, so if they deny it with a head shake. They'd still end up with the food :)
says :D on Sep 3rd '10 (#531003)
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This post is genius.
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acually its really true.... i relized i cant eat as much as i used to and i hafta get used to not eating so much cuz i have a skinny frame it wud suck not showing it off and half fat on it!!
says unstoppable on Sep 3rd '10 (#531718)
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LOL
says Nankik on Nov 1st '10 (#733060)
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