duck (verb)--1) to move your head down quietly so that you are not seen or hit by somebody/something 2) to try to avoid something difficult or unpleasant
Scuze me. Don't mean to bother you, but I was just wondering... Are you livin' in a lonely world? And did you by any chance take the midnight train going anywhere?
Why yes, as a matter of fact I did. I also have this friend who's a city boy (you know, like, born and raised in south Detroit), who also took the midnight train going anywhere.
T9 is a predictive text program that many people use when texting. But sometimes you want to write one word and it changes it to another, thus your message makes no sense. Example it would change a word like fuck to duck
Wow... They were referring to you with the one WITHOUT the brain. T9 has tendency to do that... And even even if "ducking" would not have popped up... It was a joke dummy. XD
The only reason I didn't get this is because I don't even have a phone.
My parents say 16 is when I should get a phone, and that under 16 is "wayyyyy too young"
Though, it kinda hurts when I see little kids under 10 with cell phones already. o_x
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is there something so hard about saying "fucking" that you have to sound like a complete moron in order to avoid said word?
says gtfodumbass on Aug 27th '10 (#500987)
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
. . .
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@500999 (TheWeasel):
Someone's slow....
says kMxx244944 on Aug 27th '10 (#501173)
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@501173 (kMxx244944):
I...I don't understand...how can this guy NOT get it?
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@501191 (TheWeasel):
Don't worry. This girl... is an asshole... troll. Don't worry...
says kMxx244944 on Aug 27th '10 (#501193)
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@501193 (kMxx244944):
Oh wow, that's a chick? Usually only guys are that dumb on purpose.
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@501225 (TheWeasel):
Yup. She said only white trash uses their bras for pockets at times... dumb bitch.
says kMxx244944 on Aug 27th '10 (#501226)
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@501226 (kMxx244944):
Yeah, I just saw that.
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@501231 (TheWeasel):
She's a retard.
says kMxx244944 on Aug 27th '10 (#501237)
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@501237 (kMxx244944):
Mhmm, saw that too. I looked at the comments on her profile. :O
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@501240 (TheWeasel):
:o Prob a troll.
says kMxx244944 on Aug 27th '10 (#501243)
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@501243 (kMxx244944):
Haha, when she sees this she's gonna be maaaaaad. :D
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@501251 (TheWeasel):
FUCK HER. She thinks I hate Rihanna cause she got beat up... Er...
says kMxx244944 on Aug 27th '10 (#501253)
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@501253 (kMxx244944):
Saw THAT too. :)
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@501262 (TheWeasel):
@501262 (TheWeasel): Apparently this bitch has never used T9.
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@504046 (PersonaNonGrata):
She's too idiotic to understand it.
says kMxx244944 on Sep 7th '10 (#544665)
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@544665 (kMxx244944):
I love clicking on a post to see a hilarious conversation like this.
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@544762 (incedio):
thanks <3
says kMxx244944 on Sep 7th '10 (#544777)
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
See above ^
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
I feel like you do not understand the joke here. The joke is obviously that he hates ducks. Duh.
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@544639 (JghRocks):
Yeaaaah...?
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
gtfo, dumbass.
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#544775)
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
your brain is equivalent to a box of rocks.
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@544948 (KadeBam):
Don't be TOO awfully mean to her... she could just be a preteen.
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#545459)
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
Perfect trolling. I applaud you.
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#545999)
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@500987 (gtfodumbass):
your name explains what i wanted to say to you
says Charles_E_Cheese on Sep 7th '10 (#546317)
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It could also chance something like, "I gave him beads" to "I gave him head".
Sometimes, T9 drops my s.
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@544627 (Katffro):
no it couldnt
says beb on Sep 9th '10 (#552242)
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@552242 (beb):
It has for me.
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I fell out of my chair laughing. Oh wait..I'm on the ground. HOW DOES THIS WORK?
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@544645 (OneUglyTakko):
You...undulated on the ground laughing?
. . . .
No, that just sounds dirty.
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@545345 (PersonaNonGrata):
I found out that I actually laughed, then fell asleep laughing after I posted the comment. o.O
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it is kinda east though...
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ummm is ducking a word???
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@544671 (PurplePermissionHaha):
Some people on AIR really don't have brains whatsoever..
says laveno on Sep 7th '10 (#544682)
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@544671 (PurplePermissionHaha):
duck (verb)--1) to move your head down quietly so that you are not seen or hit by somebody/something 2) to try to avoid something difficult or unpleasant
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@545319 (JustASmallTownGirl):
Scuze me. Don't mean to bother you, but I was just wondering... Are you livin' in a lonely world? And did you by any chance take the midnight train going anywhere?
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@545913 (ItsBritniBetch):
Why yes, as a matter of fact I did. I also have this friend who's a city boy (you know, like, born and raised in south Detroit), who also took the midnight train going anywhere.
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@545991 (JustASmallTownGirl):
OMG dd you see those singers in that smokey room? It totally smelled like wine and cheap perfume in there.
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@546723 (ItsBritniBetch):
Umm...yeah! It was totally awesome, cause for a smile they could share the night, and it went on and on and on and on.
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@547173 (JustASmallTownGirl):
Were there strangers waiting up and down the boulevard? They always creeped me out...
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@547266 (Alexx_Angel):
HAY GUYS SUP WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
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@547331 (guci):
It's from the song "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey. Go to my profile and it'll all make sense.
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@547266 (Alexx_Angel):
Yeah, it was so weird. It was like their shadows were searching in the night. Hella creepy.
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@547340 (JustASmallTownGirl):
Ugh, not to mention those "streetlight people". I mean, can you believe that they were living just to find emotion?
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@547433 (Alexx_Angel):
Yeah, they were just wasting time hiding somewhere in the night, trying to be all cool and stuff.
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T9 is a predictive text program that many people use when texting. But sometimes you want to write one word and it changes it to another, thus your message makes no sense. Example it would change a word like fuck to duck
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#544687)
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@544687 (Anonymous):
OHHH I GET IT NOW! Excuse my extended brain fart.
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#544696)
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@544696 (Anonymous):
Brain fart excused
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#544704)
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wait are you saying I don't have a brain or the OP because I get the joke but T9 uses actual words and i didn't know if ducking was a word.
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@544715 (PurplePermissionHaha):
Wow... They were referring to you with the one WITHOUT the brain. T9 has tendency to do that... And even even if "ducking" would not have popped up... It was a joke dummy. XD
says SirMech. on Sep 7th '10 (#544743)
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@544715 (PurplePermissionHaha):
I think ducking is a word. Like "He was ducking to avoid the ball flying at his head"
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@544715 (PurplePermissionHaha):
Ducking is a word. It means to hunt ducks
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@545343 (sugarbaby):
@545343 (music_oreo): Thank you kind people for being so kind XD
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This post... has made my life worth living.
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@544851 (Maris):
Your comment...has made my life a little brighter :p
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That's clever.
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@545104 (condomsalsa):
Why thank you.
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After reading this I remembered the Family Guy episode when Quagmire's dad got a sex change XD
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@545136 (bijan311):
So ducking Gay!! :D:D:D
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@545391 (TheShamWowGuy):
@545391 (TheShamWowGuy): Hahaa that was a funny episode.
"Hey, I f*cked your dad."
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@545420 (PersonaNonGrata):
LOL i pissed my pants at that part.
Especially cause brian was all beat up.. Hey.. .. .. .. I phucked your dad. :D
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The only thing that could have made this post better is if it was in the Mobile category (i.e., posted from a phone).
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@545469 (wobbuffet):
That's exactly what I was thinking as I posted it! But I don't have internet on my phone so that wouldn't work.
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@545475 (PersonaNonGrata):
You can still use the mobile site on a computer.
http://amirite.net/mobile
says Lanz on Sep 7th '10 (#545786)
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@545786 (Lanz):
Wow, I did not know that. But now I do.
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*cough* *cough* she got this from family guy. when peter and joe are texting about quagmire's dad.
peter's text= he so ducking gay
peter then tells joe that it's t9 ya not good to steal ideas and juss change about 4 words around.
says shadow on Sep 7th '10 (#545695)
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@545695 (shadow):
Actually, I didn't see that episode until about five days after I posted this.
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duh, use word.
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#545770)
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OMG! these comments are from
Sept. 7th and it's still the 6th here! You guys are from the future!!!
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@545924 (ItsBritniBetch):
OR this site is based in England and they are one day ahead.
says Anonymous on Sep 7th '10 (#545955)
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@545955 (Anonymous):
OR this site is based in England and they are just generally more awesome. ;)
says mehface on Sep 7th '10 (#546545)
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ARE YOU KIDDING. i would die without T9.
says _tiatiatia_ on Sep 7th '10 (#546173)
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This would've been better if it was submitted by mobile, but oh well :S still love it.
says orangesocks on Sep 7th '10 (#546734)
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The only reason I didn't get this is because I don't even have a phone.
My parents say 16 is when I should get a phone, and that under 16 is "wayyyyy too young"
Though, it kinda hurts when I see little kids under 10 with cell phones already. o_x
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@547006 (Kurrainette):
Same here. (except I do have a phone haha) I didn't get one until my 13th bday, after some serious persuasion.
says orangesocks on Sep 7th '10 (#547107)
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I have a friend named Jordan.
Can I go to Jordan's house today?
T9- Can I go to Koreans house today?
says beb on Sep 9th '10 (#552248)
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