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Sorry I missed church; I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian, amirite?

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    lesbians are welcome at church... I've never met a witch on the other hand, so I wouldn't know about those... :P

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    @507121 (I_Predict_A_Riot):

    Not where I live. It's just fun to say "Oh, I spend my Sundays practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian" when people ask me which church I attend. :D

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    @507131 (Albi):

    oh, bahaha, that could be pretty entertaining actually.

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    @507121 (I_Predict_A_Riot):

    Not where I live. It's just fun to say "Oh, I spend my Sundays practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian" when people ask me which church I attend. :D

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    @507121 (I_Predict_A_Riot):

    Welcome at church? lolwut. I live in the Deep South and the only lesbians (or gay guys, for that matter) who are welcome at church are those who are attempting to "capture the Holy Ghost" and "rid themselves of their devilish homosexual spirits." Direct quotes from my mother's preacher. :/

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    @510795 (TicTacAddict):

    oh. well I'm not south, so that's prob why, it's different here. I don't believe in someone not being allowed in church though, that's way wrong.

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    Damn, I wish I could remember where that's from.

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    @507133 (Tiraestris):

    It's from Willow from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I think.

    http://weheartit.com/entry/1219484

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    @509607 (PalindromeIsMe):

    Yay! Thank you. Even though I've never seen that show. I know the quote.

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    @509607 (PalindromeIsMe):

    I thought it was too... but Willow's family is Jewish, so how does that work?

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    @705215 (Anonymous):

    Hmm, you're right. Now I'm just confused with this post.

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    I also enjoy fraternizing with muslims, personally.

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    This is sooo offensive to witches, we're not all lesbians you know!!!

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