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Unless ur on the laptop in the kitchen WHILE makin a sammich..
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*Sandwich
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@509701 (ContinuityMistake):
No. Sammich.
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@509872 (Katffro):
Aww... I just looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Don't I feel stupid?
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MY LIFE STORY! Gosh. I'm so ashamed, but now i got a computer in the kitchen while I make my man food!<3
says kMxx244944 on Aug 29th '10 (#509721)
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LOL
says Mr_Superfluous on Aug 29th '10 (#509782)
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this chick knows what's up haha
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@509868 (Highninja):
I know my place. I'm just grateful my men give me time off from making sammiches and cleaning the house to check my Internet- from the kitchen, of course
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I have Italian and American sammiches made already, but I still feel bad. I should be making more elaborate foods.
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I'm ordering my sammiches off the internet.
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Who tweeted this?
says Ron_Weasley on Aug 29th '10 (#510850)
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@510850 (Ron_Weasley):
I tweeted it before I posted it but I came up with it by myself
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@510892 (Kristen):
Oh ok haha.
says Ron_Weasley on Aug 29th '10 (#511311)
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Well, no, that's pretty offensive to girls. As a girl, one would think you'd get that.
says Anonymous on Aug 29th '10 (#511491)
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@511491 (Anonymous):
It's a joke. Read the follow up, smart one.
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this is actually funny. people need to calm down.
says Samantha (: on Aug 30th '10 (#512531)
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@512531 (Samantha (:):
(Samantha (:): I LOVE YOU <3
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I love you.
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@512664 (sestrada16):
I love you too
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@512669 (Kristen):
I saw you like jersey shore *unlove
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@512690 (sestrada16):
I'll make you a sammich if you love me again
LOL JK I'm a wimmin I gotta make you sammiches anyway, since you're a member of the superior gender
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@512694 (Kristen):
I wouldn't say that you should make me them because I'm the superior gender, I'd say make me them because I like them
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@512709 (sestrada16):
Okay, boss, what kind?
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@512719 (Kristen):
A hero sammich
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@512726 (sestrada16):
Here ya go
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@512731 (Kristen):
Thank you
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crap, this reminds me I gotta go make my men thier sammiches for monday.
says Anonymous on Aug 30th '10 (#513085)
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@513085 (Anonymous):
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@513091 (Kristen):
I know I'm ashamed. I must work to be a better woman and hopefully the beating I get for forgetting won't cause my men too much stress.
says Anonymous on Aug 30th '10 (#513108)
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@513108 (Anonymous):
It's a hard life trying to please these men 24/7, but that's what wimmin are here for
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Yesterday, my woman forgot to plug in my Xbox and leave a sammich next to it. She deserved the beating I gave her. Don't you agree.
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@514146 (reddead):
Quite frankly it may not have been enough
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@515091 (Kristen):
Hm, you're right. She shall sleep in the closet tonight. With my dog.
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@516246 (reddead):
I hope this is a vicious dog, not a cute cuddly one.
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@516262 (Kristen):
German Shepherd. Only eats raw meat, with the blood still dripping from it. Plus, my wimman is allergic to dogs.
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@516270 (reddead):
:D
This is gonna get voted down so many times, be prepared
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@516275 (Kristen):
Hahahaha, I know. It's funny.
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People are being so fucking sensitive about this
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@514201 (Grilled_Cheesus):
IKR? It's a fucking joke
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hey idiots! STOP BEING SO FUCKING OVERLY SENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING. Sammich jokes are funny!! So are kitchen jokes! So are rape jokes! So are abortion jokes! So are dead baby jokes!
Can't fucking take it, then get the hell away from a place that offends you so bad and stop telling everyone else who fucking likes these kinds of jokes what horrible people we are. Because honestly I doubt any of you guys do a helluva lot of good in your life anyway, other than to get on amirite and be like "oh that's not funny, neither is that. That one REALLY isn't funny! None of these are funny! wahhhh"
annnd...</rant>
says gtfodumbass on Aug 30th '10 (#515126)
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@515126 (gtfodumbass):
I love you. You're my new best friend.
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@515126 (gtfodumbass):
Yes. Dead baby jokes ARE funny.
Freaking hilarious.
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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@535032 (roan_aala):
Note the word "joke"
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@535127 (Kristen):
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer.
The other is a watermelon.
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@542573 (Originality_is_Dead):
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is fun to squeeze and peal, the other...is just an orange
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@542573 (Originality_is_Dead):
Okay, I'll admit it. That one was funny.
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Haha wtf, welcome to the 21st century kristen.
says ;) on Aug 31st '10 (#519569)
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@519569 (;)):
(;)): ....what the fuck
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The men who designed this house are soo smart, they put the internet next to kitchen! So now I can make sammiches for men awwwl day. No guilt here.
(and lawl, the comments are more entertaining than the post. XD)
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@520420 (AddyTheAwesome):
I know, people are so sensitive. I love you for being able to understand it's a joke.
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You are only allowed to be sexist when its funny. This wasn't funny, it was just sexist.
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@531990 (fEMMAnist):
I disagree, I found it to be hilarious.
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@531990 (fEMMAnist):
i also found it hilarious
says reid on Sep 7th '10 (#544854)
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@531990 (fEMMAnist):
I'm glad you enjoyed it. It just made me cringe inside.
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@565727 (fEMMAnist):
You replied to yourself, idiot.
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I like how you deleted all the comments proving what a complete tard you were when you went off on that crazy insulting filled rant :)
says Anonymous on Sep 3rd '10 (#532009)
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@532009 (Anonymous):
Um, no, Cody went through and deleted all the inappropriate ones which in turn deleted the replies. Don't be stupid.
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@532009 (Anonymous):
i like how you are so fucking annoying because you dont know how to take a joke
says reid on Sep 7th '10 (#544857)
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@544857 (reid):
I like how oblivious she is- OP's can't even delete other people's comments
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If you're going to joke, you could at least make it a funny joke.
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@535026 (roan_aala):
I'm sorry it didn't reach your standards. I'll try harder next time
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How do you make a dead baby float?
With two scoops of ice cream, ine scoop of dead baby.
Enjoy the joke, but make sure you pull that stick outta your ass first!
says gtfodumbass on Sep 5th '10 (#538070)
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@538070 (gtfodumbass):
Wow. That was so goddamn funny my head's fallen off.
Losing a baby isn't funny, it's fucking terrible. It feels like life's ending for you, but at the same time trying to keep you alive just so it can torture you.
And you make jokes about it?
That's sick.
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@538902 (roan_aala):
It's a joke, you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Gosh, how many times have we said that?
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@539013 (Kristen):
I love this Roan chick. She makes me laugh almost as much as the dead baby jokes do. She's probably a black, Jewish, woman who had a miscarriage. Ready?
Hey, Roan_Aala. How many black, Jew, miscarriage-victim mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who knows? First she steals the bulb, sells it at a ridiculously heightened price, and then gets post-partum depression and an hero's.
I can haz trollpointz nao?
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@542577 (Originality_is_Dead):
I really shouldn't have laughed at that, but I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now.
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@543106 (Kristen):
Honestly I made that up off the top of my head when I was drunk off my ass just now.
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@543125 (Originality_is_Dead):
That made it even more funny :$
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@542577 (Originality_is_Dead):
Nope. Try a white fourteen-year-old whose baby brother died of meningitis two months ago.
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@556343 (roan_aala):
Well I'm sorry to hear that. My heterosexuality died three years ago and I make gay jokes. I make cancer jokes even though my Nana and multiple other family members have died of cancer. She used to, too. And I laugh at/make jokes about tumors even though I have a brain tumor that causes crippling migraines.
Please lighten up. I had to or I would have given up a long time ago.
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@556396 (Originality_is_Dead):
'Lightening up' doesn't mean you should make jokes about it... Looking at things without a sense of impending doom and joking about it are two totally seperate things. I know what it's like to be sick, and I know what it's like to suffer.
But I would never, ever joke about the disease that ravages my family, because... Well, it's just wrong!
I'm sorry to hear you're ill, but that doesn't mean you have to be insensitive about it.
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@556406 (roan_aala):
Moaning and groaning about how much it sucks and how terrible a disease is, telling people to stop making jokes about it, does not bring you any closer to curing a disease. Nor does it bring comfort to the bereaved.
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@556419 (Originality_is_Dead):
Neither does joking about it.
My mum knows she's dying. If I were to crack a joke about it she'd probably hit me.
Good enough reason for you?
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@556441 (roan_aala):
Then don't crack a joke about it. But flaming other people who are harmlessly kidding around doesn't help. All it does is annoy people and make you look silly. Now granted, some people such as the comment below our conversation take things to a personal level to which perhaps it should not have been taken.
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@556507 (Originality_is_Dead):
Standing up for my beliefs doesn't make me look silly at all.
But still, you are right on some levels.
I suppose we have to just agree to disagree.
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@556562 (roan_aala):
Deal. :)
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@538902 (roan_aala):
Yes I do make jokes about it, if you ever have a miscarriage or your baby dies, let me know so I can make another joke about it.
says gtfodumbass on Sep 7th '10 (#546444)
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@546444 (gtfodumbass):
Wow. Intelligence AND maturity.
I'm fucking impressed!
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@556348 (roan_aala):
No offence, but commenting on one post and saying you hate sexism isn't going to kill it, and one post about it won't keep it alive.
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@556917 (Kristen):
Okay, so you're the same age as me, according to your profile.
I bet you've never been beaten up because you're a girl, OR had to watch them bury your baby brother while your mentally ill mum doesn't even give a shit. I bet you don't have to run from your house halfway to school with your younger brother every friggin day because you weren't born with a dick, do you?
So yeah, it upsets me.
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@559543 (roan_aala):
-_- That wasn't what I said. Do you think if I hadn't made this post, sexism would've been dead by now? Do you think if you comment saying how it offends you sexism will die?
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@538070 (gtfodumbass):
Hahaha. Isn't really funny to imagine dead children? hahaha. (This is sarcasm).
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@565740 (fEMMAnist):
Haha. Isn't it funny how you waste your time commenting on posts you disagree with when it's obvious everyone else gave up? Hahaha. (This isn't sarcasm)
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@565886 (Kristen):
Erm, people are more disturbed by gtfodumbass' comment. Not your post.
says kMxx244944 on Sep 26th '10 (#609182)
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@609182 (kMxx244944):
Erm, my point still stands that fEMMAnist was commenting on posts/comments she disagrees with and starting fights when most people stopped a while ago.
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@610367 (Kristen):
Then ignore her? People who do that are clearly trolls/annoying.
says kMxx244944 on Sep 27th '10 (#611569)
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*one...stupid phone >_<
says gtfodumbass on Sep 5th '10 (#538073)
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sorry that i haven't gotten over it yet but you're a piece of crap who obviously doesn't understand true humor. and look at someone else commenting. i did this just to make your follow up wrong
says Your+name+(optional) on Jan 22nd '11 (#984244)
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