Now this is a story all about when,
My son named Jesus died for your sins.
Now I'd like to take an hour, just sit right down,
I'll tell you how you bloody humans ran my son out of town.
In central Jerusalem, born and raised,
Walking on water is how he spent most of his days.
Chillin' out, maxin', turnin' water into wine.
When some douchebag sinners crucified his behind.
After a couple of days, he was back up to good,
Walking right back into his neighborhood.
None of the locals could believe what they see;
The rising of the worlds most famous zombie.
I'm going to go around saying that now. Teacher: "What is the correct way to conjugate this verb in Spanish?" Me: "I have no idea." Teacher: "The answer is ____." Me: "I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure, so I wrote a song." And no one will know what I'm talking about, but it will be darn funny!
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Now this is a story all about when,
My son named Jesus died for your sins.
Now I'd like to take an hour, just sit right down,
I'll tell you how you bloody humans ran my son out of town.
In central Jerusalem, born and raised,
Walking on water is how he spent most of his days.
Chillin' out, maxin', turnin' water into wine.
When some douchebag sinners crucified his behind.
After a couple of days, he was back up to good,
Walking right back into his neighborhood.
None of the locals could believe what they see;
The rising of the worlds most famous zombie.
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@508860 (shorkian):
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my. I love that.
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@509164 (bluegoddess):
Merci Beacoup.
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@508860 (shorkian):
Haha! ^_^
says Anonymous on Aug 29th '10 (#509197)
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@508860 (shorkian):
We should be able to fav comments, amirite?
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@508860 (shorkian):
That was so amazing, that it's a turn on.
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you know it's "psych" right?
says Anonymous on Aug 29th '10 (#509155)
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@509155 (Anonymous):
I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure, so I wrote a song.
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@509159 (shorkian):
I liked the song. It was a very nice one. m/(^_^)m/
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@509162 (mlpanda13):
Thank you, but I feel like I could've come up with a better rhyme than "sins" and "when".
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@509185 (shorkian):
It was so good, lets let it slide. ;)
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@509159 (shorkian):
I'm going to go around saying that now. Teacher: "What is the correct way to conjugate this verb in Spanish?" Me: "I have no idea." Teacher: "The answer is ____." Me: "I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure, so I wrote a song." And no one will know what I'm talking about, but it will be darn funny!
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@509155 (Anonymous):
nope, in this context it's "sike". Or at least that's how we spell it where I come from
says Anonymous on Aug 29th '10 (#509298)
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Ahahaha this made me laugh. Sike sounds much better than psych, btw.
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@509201 (blonde_zoe):
....they're homophones, they sound the same...
says . on Aug 29th '10 (#509297)
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@509297 (.):
(.): It's alright, she's blonde.
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@509583 (RedBullOD):
:D
says OhPlease on Aug 29th '10 (#509659)
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LMFAO. These comments just made my week. Thank you.
says Anonymous on Aug 29th '10 (#509863)
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Nooo I know they sound the same, but sike just looks better in my opinion.
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