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Back in the times when sex before marriage was illegal and masturbation was frowned upon, the "wedding night" probably only lasted about 5 seconds, amirite?

Max says Max on Sep 1st '10 (#326738)

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well just because it was illegal and frowned upon doesnt mean it didnt occur....

says di on Sep 1st '10 (#521623)

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I bet they took advantage of that night

says Anonymous on Sep 1st '10 (#521655)

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That's still longer than I last now.

And anyone who says "totes"....nothing they say matters

ricer4 says ricer4 on Sep 1st '10 (#521745)

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@521745 (ricer4):

Haha awwwwwww. I was on urbandictionary and the word was "totes mcgoats" (totally) and I use it all the time:(

ItsBritniBetch says ItsBritniBetch on Sep 1st '10 (#521830)

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Ummm... what country do you live in and when was it ever illegal to have sex before marriage?

fEMMAnist says fEMMAnist on Oct 3rd '10 (#632214)

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@632214 (fEMMAnist):

Thats what I was thinking!

says fireflyrage on Apr 15th '11 (#1171096)

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