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No, no it can't. Eggs are already fertilized and waiting to hatch.
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@533877 (kingdomxheartsx):
NO FUCKING WAY!?!?
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@533877 (kingdomxheartsx):
facepalm
says Anonymous on Sep 4th '10 (#535093)
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@533877 (kingdomxheartsx):
Eggs delivered to grocery stores are unfertilized. The hens ovulate out an egg every day whether or not it has a viable chick in it.
Due to the egg being several days old and having been refrigerated, it would still be unlikely that insemination would work. Also I am not sure if the number of chromosomes or correct combination of genes would be present to result in a living being even if situations were perfect.
says Anonymous on Sep 4th '10 (#535504)
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So your saying we need to do the chicken and not the egg to make chicken people?
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I dont know whether your being sarcastic...or actually suprised at the fact that eggs are already fertilized...and im not sure on the compatibility on mammal's sperm with avians
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@533890 (kingdomxheartsx):
Eggs are not already fertilized. Well, most of the time anyway. You can tell because there will be a red dot in the yolk, and maybe some blood vessels. Eggs produced commercially come from hens that have no contact with roosters, so the eggs are not fertilized.
http://www.vincentchow.net/images/egg2.jpg
says Anonymous on Sep 4th '10 (#535103)
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UHHHH, i really hope you didn't try this.....
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Level of stupidity astounds me ..
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@535101 (aRreaza):
Rarely does stupidity matter in jokes.
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@535109 (Coday):
If you want to look like an idiot, then you're right it doesn't matter.
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@535111 (aRreaza):
I don't care if I look like an idiot. Anyone who takes this even remotely serious is far more idiotic than I. It's not my fault that people want to be unfunny douches and think I'm serious.
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I'm not sure if two animals of such a different genetic class could reproduce in the first place.
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I would like to see this chicken person.
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You're so weird. Why would you even think of that?
says Anonymous on Sep 5th '10 (#536758)
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I think roosters actually do that sometimes. When an egg is freshly laid, it's shell is thinner, so you wouldn't need to poke a hole in it. At least I think. I'm kinda thinking I might be wrong here though. :P
says Anonymous on Sep 5th '10 (#537350)
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lol i wanna meet this guy!!! FTW
says Anonymous on Sep 5th '10 (#537603)
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