+433 It's annoying when people ask you for a favor, and when you say no (for a good reason) they get mad. Like if Ralph, who's terrible with money, asked to borrow $30. Then when I said no, he fucked a tortoise and beat it to death with a flaming quesadilla. Actually no, it's not like that at all, I don't know why I included the example. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do it when people are too persistent, like my brother: Him: Can I borrow $20? Me: No, every time I lend you money, you never return it. In fact, you still owe me $80. Him: So can I borrow $20?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

basically replace "borrow" with "have"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quesadillas, yum...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah, hey, uh.. can I borrow five bucks?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLOLOLOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see posts like this all the time. I mean, what the fuck does the price of tea in china in your example have anything to do with the shag rug in your post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you even read the post? Clearly the part about the lima beans and tin foil explains it personally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dam, I forgot about that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... am I the only one who doesn't find this that funny? ._. (not "OMG POOR TORTOISE DIS POST SUCKZ". it's just... random xD)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u haz no sense of humer lulz!1!11

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or when they expect you to go out of your way and screw yourself over to help them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago