+1,116 I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can't work. Water pressure holds the blood in.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Spoilsport.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I still like 'I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you were on fire, and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it' better

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, because a glass of water will put out a fire...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/560347

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck. Did you steal my diary? There's this bitch I hate with the initials "M.B."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha. My ex-girlfirend has those initials.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is not a grammatical error. You're just dyslexic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

M.B. are the initials of an ex-best friend of mine .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't hate you. ... I DON'T!

by Anonymous 12 years ago