+186 The only bad thing about masturbation is making your own sandwich afterwards, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you already got the mayonnaise.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what I was thinking, and also what I thought he was trying to say. My first response was "well, you could just wash your hands."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's also that time when you're wearing your mom's underwear and she walks in on you so she kicks you out of the house and you have no place to sleep, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago