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The only bad thing about masturbation is making your own sandwich afterwards, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, you already got the mayonnaise.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's what I was thinking, and also what I thought he was trying to say.
My first response was "well, you could just wash your hands."
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's also that time when you're wearing your mom's underwear and she walks in on you so she kicks you out of the house and you have no place to sleep, amirite?
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago