+215 It would suck if one day your cat learned to talk and asked you for all the dead mice it's been giving you to deposit in its savings account, amirite?

by Anonymous 6 years ago

More like when he starts to blackmail me with all the weird shit he's seen me do.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Damn this entire homepage I just read is about half you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, I've had a backlog of awesome posts and just got around to posting them. I guess people only just saw.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I thought Deadmau5

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Up till the cat learned to talk, you felt homefree, never to worry that the cat would find out what you've done with them - well guess what, lol

by Anonymous 6 years ago

I once thought it would be cool if my dog could talk. Then I realized the only thing he'd say is: Throw the ball, Throw the ball, Throw the ball, Throw the ball, Throw the ball. Throw it again, throw it again throw it again.

by Anonymous 6 years ago