In your head, you have this idea that you're not socially awkward, but then you actually attempt to have a conversation with someone you don't know very well, and you realize you shouldn't even bother... Amirite?

+176 In your head, you have this idea that you're not socially awkward, but then you actually attempt to have a conversation with someone you don't know very well, and you realize you shouldn't even bother... Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No way. I know full well just how socially awkward I am.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

^This

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i realize i shouldn't bother because 99% of the humans out there are a vapid derelict waste of skin, and i am wasting my time attempting an intelligent conversation with one of them.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Good grief...

by Anonymous 9 years ago

This is my life.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Last night I was talking to this cute guy and my mom wasn't home yet so I was like oh she's probably out killing midgets.. When he didn't reply I was like.. Oh but I didn't see any blood when she came home so I guess not. When he still didn't reply I was like oops I didn't mean to scare you off haha my mom doesn't normally kill midgets in her free time. Wtf is wrong with me..? *facepalm*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Some people cant handle that level of coolness. You gotta start small then work up to my mom's out killing midgets...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I forget that no one except my friends have this level of humor.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Aw, he's lame anyway. That's fucking funny and I would have laughed, especially your way of saving it :P

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha well thanks. My mom wants me to date him so bad but I guess she's out of luck XD

by Anonymous 11 years ago