Eggs Are One Of The Blandest Foods In Existence, amirite?

I'm sorry that you can't cook good eggs.

by These-Astronomer 1 week ago

It's also a lack of understanding what makes eggs great. It's not just flavor but texture as well.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Also great nutrients, with almost no carbs and lots of fats and proteins, you can add it to almost anything.

by Spiritual_Traffic954 1 week ago

Yup. The flavor of eggs is pretty mid. Nothing to write home about. They're good but they ain't no chocolate. But the texture! Creamy scrambled eggs, smooth poached eggs, drippy over easy eggs: the textures really make eggs a star.

by Intelligent_Sea 1 week ago

This is not only unpopular it's inaccurate. I cook eggs like 4-7 days a week and they are only bland when I want them to be. learn to season, it's really not hard at all.

by Inikolaus 1 week ago

even if you don't season them they still aren't bland so idk what he is on about.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Skill issue

by DigHot1025 1 week ago

May be some cooking lessons might be in order?

by Fragrant_Star_2572 1 week ago

you can't cook. hope that helps

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm always curious what the next confidently incorrect hot take will be from this one. Let's face it yall, if it doesn't have browned butter, sugar, and shaoxing wine, it's gonna be bland to certain folks.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A friend and everyone he fed breakfast to once would beg to differ. We've known and teased him for years about the fact that he has no sense of taste. Met up at his house for breakfast once and he cooked. He put so much sage in the scrambled eggs (among other herbs) that they came out gray. They certainly had flavor. Good flavor though? No.

by Front_Experience 1 week ago

Go try a duck egg and get back to me.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Someone bring this guy an omelet

by Frosty-Ad-1521 1 week ago

Very much a skill issue. Some salt and pepper and maybe a little cheese if that's your thing is perfectly sufficient

by Heavy_Advantage 1 week ago

Eggs and spiciness go hand in hand though! You are wrong but that's okay.

by This_Fix 1 week ago

Do you smoke cigarettes?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Uhh.. try organic pasture raised eggs? I genuinely taste a difference. Use some butter to fry it up, hell even some salt and pepper works.

by Krajcikwilfrid 1 week ago

Suggest you go buy farm fresh eggs and not the trash sold in grocery stores.

by Inside-Control518 1 week ago

I've tried them before. Not impressed . Barely a difference at best.

by Khudson 1 week ago

Maybe you got some different taste buds or something. Like how cilantro tastes like soap to some people.

by Inside-Control518 1 week ago

Would that even be "Making eggs taste good", or just "using eggs as a vessel to transport the part that actually tastes good"? Now you have me questioning all of cooking. Does meat taste good, or do salt and pepper taste good, since without them, the meat doesn't taste good either?

by Estella79 1 week ago

Blandness doesn't overwhelm anything. That's not how blandness works. It just means you haven't added enough spices and flavours.

by noble82 1 week ago

Some tips, since I couldn't respond to your reply for some reason: One tip I will give you is season after the eggs have firmed and don't underestimate the value of seasoning the fat (butter or whatever oil you choose if you go that route). Slow is better, it's less likely to let the sulfur flavor develop which can color the flavor. Peppers, especially jalapeno and pablano, do a great job of leeching their flavors into eggs and never forget salt; it makes flavors pop. Salsa works, fresh salsa or peppers is much better because the ingredients will be more fragrant (A significant part of taste is smell). Eggs are literally one of the most versatile foods, I can cook eggs every day for months without repeating a preparation twice.

by Inikolaus 1 week ago

Eggs over white rice with some chilli oil/crisp over that 🤤 delicious and full of flavor 🤌

by BothImplement 1 week ago

You're doing it wrong

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I eat eggs almost everyday, mostly poached. uhh I usually use aromat, paprika, garlic and herb spice and a dash of rosemary to finish, sometimes chilli flakes, then put it in a toast sandwich with bacon or chorizo. Hope this helps 👍🏾

by talonhansen 1 week ago

It sounds to me like you don't know how to make eggs

by Anonymous 1 week ago

So are avocados but that doesn't mean they aren't delicious! They're like a canvas for flavour.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You need to cook the yellow thing there too.

by Krajcikorion 1 week ago

I think they're too prone to being over flavored actually lol. You put a lil too much salt? You're gonna taste it. Lil too much pepper or butter? That's all you're gonna taste. I like eggs but for me it's quite literally the exact opposite experience lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

An egg is not a baby. Don't be that person.

by These-Astronomer 1 week ago

if eating eggs is eating babies then drinking cum is cannibalism

by Ok_Swan9263 1 week ago