+31 Bacteria are constantly pooping inside your mouth and throughout your entire body. amirite?

by madaline54 1 week ago

And it is beneficial and necessary for your health.

by kuhlmanaliyah 1 week ago

That's what big bacteria wants you to believe

by Flat-Ad-6563 1 week ago

I hear big plankton is real cutting into big bacteria's margins this year.

by kuhlmanaliyah 1 week ago

The biggest bacterium is able to be seen by the naked human eye. It lives in a fish and probably wants that fish to believe its poop is beneficial for it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not all of it. I've got antibodies that say otherwise!

by Funkmilton 1 week ago

They are difficult to toilet train

by StudioGlittering 1 week ago

They're living in their toilet

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm flush with embarrassment

by StudioGlittering 1 week ago

that's not how that works

by Terrible_Cherry 1 week ago

Shhhhhhhhh

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not with that attitude

by Willing_Bread_1940 1 week ago

But when I do it, I'm a pervert, and not allowed at chili's anymore.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yep, it's a real party in there! Just part of the whole microbe shindig happening all over us.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The bacteria are mostly limited to your digestive tract and you'd be really sick without them.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And the epidermis. It's coated in them most of the time.

by Anonymous 1 week ago