Having a suicidal conjoined twin is your worst nightmare, amirite?

What about a "phantom" suicidal conjoined twin. You know, like a "phantom" leg that isn't really there but feels like it is? Hmmm. Maybe that could explain a lot.

by OkOutlandishness 1 week ago

That just means you need therapy

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

LOL Don't worry. Just being creative. (You may have a point though.) 😄

by OkOutlandishness 1 week ago

I think so too. LOL😉

by OkOutlandishness 1 week ago

I sometimes feel I have a phantom non suicidal conjoined twin.

by Old_Maize 1 week ago

Phantom limb masterbation.

by Outrageous-Gate 1 week ago

Dude I love ur brain

by Unlikely-Ride6428 1 week ago

I love yours

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

Don't go depressed on me

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

would kill at open mic

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Literally.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Open Mike.

by Big_Perspective 1 week ago

Mike on the mic

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Have an awesome night 🤝

by Unlikely-Ride6428 1 week ago

It's literally not my worst nightmare.

by Critical-Foot-2897 1 week ago

That's because you don't have a suicidal conjoined twin

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

How do you know?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Because if he had one, it would be his worst nightmare

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

If we're sharing organs, it'd be one hell of a fight.

by Critical-Foot-2897 1 week ago

How is that not your worst nightmare?

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

Death is not what scares me. Living a miserable existence is far scarier imo.

by Critical-Foot-2897 1 week ago

You don't think being stuck with a depressed suicidal conjoined twin your whole life isn't a miserable existence?

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

... at least I'd have company.

by Sweet_Public_464 1 week ago

Luckily the famous conjoined twins (whose name escapes me at the moment) just got married and is living their best life

by Anonymous 1 week ago

abby and brittany hensel

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It actually seems more like one is in their own personal hell… only one of them got married..

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Is it the people with one body and 2 heads? Cuz yeah... Fun times in the bedroom

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Having a conjoined twin would make me suicidal, so we'd be on the same page.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Found the suicidal conjoined twin

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Id self abort myself

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is morbidly dark and I'm laughing. "I too am strange and unusual" -Lydia

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You really think living without my separate one wouldn't be nightmarish enough? Having our birthday without her?? You're not even close

by Pfunk 1 week ago

Having a non suicidal conjoined twin when I want to die would be a nightmare.

by Ancient-Estimate 1 week ago

I guess the deciding factor is who has control of the better functioning arms, hands, and legs.

by CutePurchase 1 week ago

Much worst if only 1 commits

by charles89 1 week ago

An even worse scenario is what happens if they are successful but because of the way you are conjoined, you are still alive. So you have a dead twin that you are attached to for the rest of your life.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

How about a conjoined twin that stabbed themselves in the head and now there is a dead composed attached to you rotting away? Thats not worse?

by Round_Champion4270 1 week ago

What happens when one of the conjoined twins dies?

by kyrafay 1 week ago

If you only share 1 important organ, you can take it for yourself

by ActuarySensitive 1 week ago

Maybe it's yours. Mine is being eaten by a crocodile.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A suicidal conjoined twin doesn't give you the option to run away

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

If you're already being eaten, then that also doesn't give you the option to run away.

by Okeylebsack 1 week ago

Okay. I've literally never dreamed about being a conjoined twin, in any context. I have had many nightmares about crocodiles trying to eat me. You don't seem to be grasping the concept here.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Then the time hasn't come

by Jacobsonquinton 1 week ago

Sounds like crocodiles can't be trusted

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm Gemini, does it count?

by brayanschneider 1 week ago

This is one for the record books. I'm actually writing this down to use later.

by NoSummer 1 week ago

Mine is having my truck get sucked into a whirl pool and trying to drive out of the ocean and getting lost for all eternity trying to drive my truck back to shore.

by Anonymous 1 week ago