How to give the perfect hand job: use your mouth, amirite?
There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich, amirite?

GIRLS: You just hate when a guy has bigger boobs than us. amirite?
You can think black people are bad without discriminating against them. amirite?
It's difficult to dry your hands using a towel when only one hand is wet, amirite?
Thelma and Louise kinda just show how crazy women are, amirite?
You know you've won the argument when the other person is saying, "Yeah, but still." amirite?
You wish you could meet some of your friends on here in real life amirite?
Why do people in scary movies run upstairs? It's a dead end, amirite?
It's amazing that the word "recursion" contains the word "recursion", amirite?
Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way, amirite?
You have a pet peeve that started because of someone that is around you often, amirite?
Sometimes swearing makes the joke so much funnier, amirite?
Hugs from the right people can make you feel so loved, amirite?
Reality: "Would you mind if I paid you in gum?" "Hell no bitch you owe me like 50 bucks." amirite?
Kids stop including 1/4, 1/2, etc. after their age when they turn 10-ish, amirite?
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