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It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?
says Anonymous on Jan 23rd '12 (#693470)
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This calls for a hotline!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
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It's called 'The Notebook' because guys should be taking notes, amirite?
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Fuck that.
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@1622694 (hellotourniquet):
not with that attitude, you won't
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You avoid calling people "tools" because that would imply that they are actually useful for something. amirite?
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I have brainstormed a list of alternative names:
Blockbuster store
Couch armrest cover
Paper weight
Penny
Cuff link
Pinky toe
Silent H
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@1629730 (Favvkes):
Fireproof matches
Waterproof towel
Book on how to read
Diet celery
Powdered water (just add water!)
Inflatable anchor
DVD on how to install a DVD player
Battery-powered battery charger
Helicopter ejector seat
Solar-powered flashlight
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Today, Daniel Radcliffe admitted he was drunk while filming some scenes for the Harry Potter movies. Now you're really curious which scenes those are, amirite?
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Probably the scene where Dumbledore leaves him on the Dursley's doorstep
says Anonymous on Feb 5th '12 (#1631316)
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Did Noah have beavers on the ark? Where would he have kept them, amirite?
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Beavers actually dont eat wood, they just cut down trees to make homes
The ark is stupid anyways, its not like noah could fit a blue whale onto the boat
says Polar_The_Bear on Feb 9th '12 (#1634700)
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@1634700 (Polar_The_Bear):
Yes he couldn't fit a blue whale on the boat... If only the earth had been covered in a substance that blue whales could live in!
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What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?
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Life begins at the conception of the mother in my opinion.
says Anonymous on Jan 26th '12 (#1621654)
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@1621654 (Anonymous):
My favorite part of the post was where it didn't mention anything about that.
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What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?
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@1610442:
No cat picture? D:
says mchalla3 on Jan 14th '12 (#1610468)
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@1610468 (mchalla3):
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This site should stop being about posting opinions and more about something productive like finding a cure to polio, amirite?
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The site is called "amirite" not "amicuringpolio."
says personThingy on Feb 4th '12 (#1630248)
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Rape jokes are not, were not, and will never be funny. amirite?
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Rape jokes aren't funny unless they are forced on you.
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It's called 'The Notebook' because guys should be taking notes, amirite?
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Notes:
1. Be as hot as Ryan Gosling.
2. Get any chick.
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You avoid calling people "tools" because that would imply that they are actually useful for something. amirite?
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Whenever somebody tries to call me a dildo, I just tell them that it's because I get more pussy than them. Then again, nobody has ever called me a dildo. Also, I never get any pussy.
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You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?
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Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.
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When one person commits an atrocity, it is considered a crime and is met with punishment. When millions of people commit atrocities, it is considered a culture and is met with tolerance, amirite?
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@1642453:
Seriously, why was there no POTD yesterday?
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@1642460 (lucyjoan):
Well Lucyjoan, it's quite simple.
If you re-arrange the letters in 'No post of the day' You get 'foop tha dony dest'
If you type 'foop tha dony dest' in Google translate from English to simplified Chinese you with get 'foop THA dony DEST'. As you can see 'THA' and 'DEST' are capitalized for some reason. If you take the capitalized words and put them together, you get 'THADEST' which if said quickly sounds like 'The test'
Which I obviously just passed.
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Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
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@1620765:
It's ok to commit evil as long as it's with someone you love.
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@1620768 (Brettward95):
That's why it's ok to murder your wife!
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Do NOT wear sweat pants in public whilst going through puberty. amirite?
says Anonymous on Mar 11th '11 (#542627)
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I learned that the hard way.
says milkywaymadness17 on Mar 11th '11 (#1096581)
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@1096581 (milkywaymadness17):
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"Regular" marriage & "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops & bras. Exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public. amirite?
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My opinion is that gays and lesbians should be afforded extra rights under the law, as I believe they are descended from an immortal race of beings whom we must revere as the ancient Sumerians would have revered their god An. All Americans should spend four hours of every workday erecting elaborate temples in which to worship our omnipotent homosexual overlords, and we all must sacrifice ourselves willingly upon the altar of the gay and lesbian community, everyone of us, including children, who, by the way, I think should be eligible to drink, drive, and vote from age four on up.
says Anonymous on Feb 8th '12 (#1633499)
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"Regular" marriage & "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops & bras. Exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public. amirite?
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@1633476:
i dont really feel like arguing a lot on this topic and clogging up my notifications from replies, so instead, ill tell you why i oppose it and you can take it however you want to...
First
1 Corinthians 6:9 Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
2. I believe marriage is between a man and a woman, as instructed in the Bible.
3. Marriage is sacred, so it seems as though gay marriage, and the Kardashians, are making a mockery of it.
4. The main idea of marriage is to bond a man and woman spiritually as well as physically, usually resulting in the production of a child. I am not saying couples without children are wastes, as not all people have vocations to have children. Obviously same sex couples are incapable of continuing the creation of life.
5. It seems as though homosexuality is more like a luxury, brought by a culture that views sex too casually
i realize it's probably easier to argue for same sex, more likely for it legal
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@1633534 (J_A_C_K):
My responses for why gay marriage should be legal:
1. Ever heard of Separation of Church and State?
2. Ever heard of Separation of Church and State?
3. Gay marriage is just as sacred as a straight marriage. They're still just as committed as straight people are, a gay marriage isn't just a crazy goofy lustful relationship. It's just a regular marriage.
4. Maybe that's the natural way of controlling overpopulation? And what about people who are sterile? Are you saying they shouldn't be allowed to marry?
5. Homosexuality isn't any more casual about sex than heterosexuality! Why can't you understand that the attraction is exactly the same between heterosexual and homosexual couples?
Bottom line: If it doesn't hurt anyone, who are you to say it's not right?
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Losing your virginity at a younger age (teens, such as 14/15/16) doesn't make you any less of a person than someone who saves it for "the one" or for marriage. It doesn't make you immoral, dirty, or a "slut", either. As long as it was safe, and consensual, there is nothing wrong with it. amirite?
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@1627377:
You can try to make it as safe as you want, but it is never 100% guaranteed.
says Anonymous on Feb 1st '12 (#1627825)
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@1627825 (Anonymous):
Not having sex isn't 100% safe either. Ask Jesus's mom.
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You are sexualy active, amirite?
says WhatDoesThatEvenMean on Apr 17th '11 (#568579)
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Dude we're on the internet.
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You didn't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day, or a father on Father's Day, so shut up. Amirite?
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I didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day :(
says Anonymous on Feb 20th '12 (#1643637)
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It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!", amirite?
says America Fuck Yeah! on Oct 12th '11 (#659709)
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I honestly don't get the mindset of the people from back then. If it was truly a witch that was burning at the stake, couldn't [s]he turn the fire into something like ice, and while everyone thought the witch was burning, they would just be shrieking from the tickling of the ice.
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@1634533 (TheObliviousPanda):
With the use of a Flame-Freezing Charm, the flames can be rendered harmless, creating only a gentle tickling sensation. Wendelin the Weird enjoyed being burned so much that she allowed herself to be caught no less than forty-seven times in various disguises.
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Other than describing rain, "torrential" has no place in the English language. amirite?
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There are a lot of words like that, that have one primary use. Have you ever heard anyone "wreak" anything other than "havoc" and have you ever heard anyone do something with "havoc" besides "wreak" it?
What about "ulterior"? Is "ulterior" used to describe anything other than a motive?
Or "amok"? Can you do anything "amok" other than run?
:P
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It's stupid when people say to respect your elders. So I should respect Hitler because he's older than me? No. People should be respected because of their actions, not because of their age. Hell, I could respect a four-year-old if [s]he did something that was worth respecting. amirite?
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Respect your elders. Respect your youngers. But above all, Respect the pouch!
RESPECT IT!
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You don't always feel like you're at the top of the gene pool, but when you do, you're at Walmart, amirite?
says Anonymous on Dec 8th '11 (#679848)
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Oh yes. The fancy people all go to Target. We all know it's true.
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@1628932 (runnerdude):
Oh you mean Tar-zhay? *sips tea*
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If you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either, amirite?
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I'm single and I lol'd.
says Anonymous on Feb 12th '12 (#1637541)
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@1637541 (Anonymous):
I'm forever alone and I cried.
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