Best Of

It's annoying when you achieve something and someone religious says something like "You should thank God." Fuck that. You worked your ass off to achieve it, why should God get the credit. It's not like, if you failed they'd say "You should really blame God.", amirite?

says JimiHendrix on Jan 11th '12 (#690007)

204 Yeah You Are 700 No Way 273

You avoid calling people "tools" because that would imply that they are actually useful for something. amirite?

says TheShamWowGuy on Mar 13th '11 (#543920)

42 Yeah You Are 912 No Way 25

• Jokes

You don't always feel like you're at the top of the gene pool, but when you do, you're at Walmart, amirite?

says Anonymous on Dec 8th '11 (#679848)

53 Yeah You Are 793 No Way 28

• Jokes

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?

says Vliss on Aug 29th '11 (#642971)

89 Yeah You Are 830 No Way 40

• Dating

It's called 'The Notebook' because guys should be taking notes, amirite?

says Evan17 on Jan 26th '12 (#694397)

80 Yeah You Are 860 No Way 151

How are male cheerleaders considered gay? They're the ones who get to touch girls and look up their skirts, while football players are the ones touching and laying all over other guys. amirite?

says Anonymous on Aug 18th '10 (#295823)

162 Yeah You Are 3284 No Way 119

It's stupid when people say to respect your elders. So I should respect Hitler because he's older than me? No. People should be respected because of their actions, not because of their age. Hell, I could respect a four-year-old if [s]he did something that was worth respecting. amirite?

says TheObliviousPanda on Jan 7th '12 (#688644)

155 Yeah You Are 1279 No Way 87

If all the porn sites were blacked out for 24 hours SOPA would be long gone, amirite?

says Dauthleiker on Jan 18th '12 (#692054)

71 Yeah You Are 683 No Way 15

• SOPA

It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?

says Anonymous on Jan 23rd '12 (#693470)

93 Yeah You Are 815 No Way 27

████'█ ███ ██████.the ████ ████ ██ ████ ████ █████ government████ ███ ██ knows█████ ██ ██████ ███ best█ █████ ██ ███ ██████ █████ █████ ████/████ ███'█ ██████ ████████. This is our future, amirite?

says Anonymous on Jan 18th '12 (#692114)

158 Yeah You Are 1045 No Way 49

What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?

says Adriana on Jan 13th '12 (#690479)

73 Yeah You Are 972 No Way 45

Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?

says fEMMAnist on Jan 3rd '12 (#687504)

156 Yeah You Are 736 No Way 124

• Sex
• School

Universities now are the Hollywood of the 1950s... they're both big heartless businesses, which lure a lot of young talent, promising them money and fortune, then rob them blind of all their belongings and spit them back out into the cruel streets with nothing to show, except some stories of the good times. Amirite?

says KickAss on Jan 12th '12 (#690235)

52 Yeah You Are 669 No Way 40

• College
• Observations and Philosophies

There may be no "I" in "team", but there's also no "us" or "we." It seems like coaches should spend less time figuring out which one syllable words aren't in "team" and more time thinking up better motivational speeches, amirite?

says Courage_Wolf on Jul 4th '11 (#613577)

72 Yeah You Are 907 No Way 45

They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

says Montana on Jan 6th '12 (#688530)

85 Yeah You Are 1026 No Way 39

• Video Games
• Jokes
• Politics

Every time you watch porn you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot horny lesbians. Amirite?

says Anonymous on Jan 17th '12 (#691575)

66 Yeah You Are 711 No Way 55

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

says GoodnightMoon on Jul 24th '10 (#230323)

68 Yeah You Are 1356 No Way 23

You freaked out when you realized you wouldn't be able to write your essay because Wikipedia was blocked. Then you realized you may have to face an eternity of unwritten essays, amirite?

says SOPA Sucks on Jan 18th '12 (#692055)

109 Yeah You Are 957 No Way 43

• SOPA

It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?

says rosi3 on Oct 20th '11 (#662475)

75 Yeah You Are 681 No Way 240

• Love

Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?

says happyyay on Nov 19th '11 (#673030)

143 Yeah You Are 890 No Way 23

• Internet

McDonald's drive thru: Because when you're eating there, three more letters is just too much exercise, amirite?

says ActionMan on Dec 1st '11 (#677666)

51 Yeah You Are 874 No Way 22

• Food

Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?

says Mr_Abhi on Dec 22nd '11 (#684117)

89 Yeah You Are 1143 No Way 14

Santa has run out of coal this year, so all the naughty children will be receiving Nickelback albums, amirite?

says Gerard_Jiggy_Way on Dec 21st '11 (#683991)

85 Yeah You Are 801 No Way 181

They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?

says Anonymous on Apr 13th '11 (#566677)

100 Yeah You Are 1373 No Way 36

Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?

says Anonymous on Jan 9th '12 (#689369)

48 Yeah You Are 1120 No Way 19