Janae17

It's not our fault you suck. Guess what? Life is a popularity contest, instead of bitching about feeling bad you don't ever win, use it as motivation to be nicer/smarter/etc. for yourself.

This bullshit is good and sweet in theory but what if I want to be a murderer? Or worse what if I want to be a person who wears sandals with socks? Some things just aren't okay.

Okay, we'll send them to your house first.

You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them. The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.

@1322537 (Itsprobablynotme): This isn't a good person/bad person thing. Your post is ignorant and one sided because you have no clue what other things they are spending their money on. What if someone judged you by one purchase you made. Eww she bought ice cream, she MUST be obese.

If by out of hand you mean ridiculously yummy, then yes.

@1322106 (Itsprobablynotme): Actually I was randomly watching My Super Sweet Sixteen the other day and part of the girl's party was a fundraiser for a children's hospital. So they aren't all bad. My thoughts are that no amount of money from one person can resolve a world issue, they earned it and they are allowed to spend it how they want. An its all relative. I bet you have plenty of clothes and a computer and a cell phone. Why didn't you donate that money to starving kids?

There is, it's called an opened window on the second floor.

@1317667 (AmishSquirrel): I'm not sure if you're kidding... but I'll humor you. When someone says I'm dropping a load it means they are dropping a load of sperm, i.e. ejaculating. Slang :)

I can't help but to think you're refering to ejaculations... amirite?

let me decode this for you: HAGS= "ummm, our relationship is really inconsequential to me, let me put something real quick so I don't seem like an asshole. I won't even think about you over the summer and I don't honestly care how well your summer turns out."

trademark this shit.

We are. Issue settled.

This is about three years too late to be relevant.

This is the definition of trying too hard and all the 14 year olds are like omfg so deep, I now know the meaning of life. This doesn't even make sense...