John_Smith

Shoes.

Yes, just to see if the camera would add ten pounds.

Are you using box as a euphemism for vagina?

I can almost always feel my pulse.

I'd have had my best friends sister when she was 15.

Most of the people on this website were probably like 6 when the movies started coming out.

I was recently told that I look like him, and I'm not even Irish!

That cabinet is the medicine cabinet.

I generally over think stuff online and think about how certain people will react to what I've said and I often end up with a response typed out and not posting it. In real life I don't get the time to overthink things so I just say them and everyone generally thinks I'm hilarious.

How do you expect to clean your hands with something that's hands free? Surely at some point your hands would become involved.

Hey, that phone of yours? I'd fuck it.

Just hide it at the police station.

People from the Midwest haven't got accents.

Because I prefer Microsoft to Google (not that I hate google) their searches bring up pretty much the same results, and bing gives me reward points, which I can use to get Microsoft points to buy stuff on Xbox Live. It takes awhile to get enough reward points, but you get them for just for searching, and I might as well getfree stuff.

I use google to get to bing.