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Men shouldn't be allowed to lift weights and get buff in prison, we're just making them tougher criminals. I'm guessing that attempted murderer will succeed once he gets out. The should have to do yoga instead. amirite?

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    It seems like a good idea, but the only problem is that yoga doesn't have the same affect as exercising. In yoga, you may or may ot relax depending on how you feel. But, in lifting weights, it releases endorphins and causes you to feel happy. That's why they lift weights. But, it is kind of scary, seeing ex murderers with baby sized muscles...

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    Taking pictures of yourself with 3D glasses on with the lenses popped out does NOT make you hipster. amirite?

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      this is true. Along with calling yourself hipster at all. As a matter of fact, completely denying it only gets you deeper into the 'Hipster Pool', and we all know there's no ladder in it.

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      Spiderman is the best superhero ever, amirite?

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        I like geeks :3

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        If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat, amirite?

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          Humegetables?
          XD

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            Also, how would we know anything about reading, or math or science, if HISTORY wasn't recorded somewhere? America progresses off of history. This post is bull crap.

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            Dear Stepmother, I am not 'your daughter' to my dad, and I am not 'my husband's kid' to anyone else. I have a name, and it is Megan, amirite?

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              :( I accidentally disagreed. I agree completely, actually. My badsies. :)

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              Even if you don't think marijuana should be legalized, you've gotta admit that if the government was the only entity from which you could legally buy, the US economy would seriously be boosted up, amirite?

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                if it was legalized less people would get drunk. drunk people are violent and get into fights. high people are just happy. would you rather walk down a street in the middle of the night and see a large drunken mob fighting outside a pub, or a friendly group of local potheads, smiling at you for no reason? BOOYAKASHA

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                @43288 (Anonymous):

                HAHAHAH! The second one XD

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                Milk was a bad choice, amirite?

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                  I love carpet... I love desk...
                  Brick, are you just looking around the room, and saying you love things that you see?
                  I love lamp.
                  Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that?
                  I love lamp! I love lamp...

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                  I'm atheist, not anti-theist. Please stop acting like my very existence insults you. amirite?

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                    Say you're agnostic. It attracts less attention.

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                    @42916 (AdventureLad):

                    That's exactly what I do. Less dirty looks.

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                    It sucks when you sneeze in a room full of people, but nobody says "bless you", amirite?

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                      It kinda hurts my feelings. Like, one person sneezes a tiny little mouse sneeze twelve minutes before me, and everyone is all 'GOD BLESS YOU! Bless you! Whoa, bless you!' But, when I sneeze a normal frequency one, it's like they're all, 'Shhh, hahahah! She hates when people don't bless her! XD'
                      :p Feh.

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                      A single rose is more romantic than a dozen. amirite?

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                      A dozen is too flashy. I mean, I don't like flowers all that much, but I kind of loved when my boyfriend got me only a single rose. He claims he tried to pick the most beautiful one, but whatevs. XD Either way, still much sweeter, and more personal.

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                      Justin Beiber needs to go through puberty, amirite?

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                        He's actually 15. O.o and a few days older than me. I flipped my lid when I found this out, considering the fact the he does indeed, sound like a 9-year old girl singing in the shower about how she wishes the guy of her dreams would just ask to share her markers. With professional recording equipment.

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                        No matter what people say; looks DO matter. If a hot person and an ugly person both had the same great personality, we'd all know who to choose. amirite?

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                          exaaactly! Every time a really nice dude with 'eh' looks is introduced to me, I'm like, 'ooohhh, another guy friend. woohoo.' But, if he was cute, I'd be all, 'Hot damn! What's your name? ;)'
                          lol, i sounds so freaking shallow. :p

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                          +420

                          No matter what people say; looks DO matter. If a hot person and an ugly person both had the same great personality, we'd all know who to choose. amirite?

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                            I absolutely agree. It's a bit annoying when a million and twelve girls all say that personality is the only they care about. Yeah fucking right. I'd pick the hot guy in a heartbeat. And, even though this seems shallow, if the hot guy's personality was slightly worse than the ugly guy's, i'd probably still pick him. Just trying to be honest.

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                            Muse is not "that Twilight band," amirite?

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                              Muse is and always will be amazing. It pisses me off when people start to love something because of a fad. I guarantee that anyone who had heard of Muse through Twilight won't even remember them ten years from now, much less the lyrics.
                              Twi-hards should keep to their crappy, wannabe rock, and leave the good stuff alone.
                              Srsly.

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                              The people that only use one arm in a hug aren't very skilled at hugging, amirite?

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                                I personally think it shouldn't be considered a hug, unless you use both arms, and full frontal contact is initiated.

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                                @36985 (MhmStephany):

                                NOT INCLUDING THE GENITALIA! D:

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                                The people that only use one arm in a hug aren't very skilled at hugging, amirite?

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                                  I personally think it shouldn't be considered a hug, unless you use both arms, and full frontal contact is initiated.

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                                  +243

                                  Rumours are amazing. You find out all sorts of stuff you didn't know about yourself, amirite?

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                                    Apparently I'm a lesbian with every girl I hold hands with... Yes, even my sister. XP

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                                    You can tell a lot about a person by the username they choose, amirite?

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                                      You can tell what my first name is O.o and my nonchalant attitude really shines through the 'm', 'h', and....second 'm'.

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                                      When you think about it, hover-cars wouldn't be that much better than regular cars, amirite?

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                                        Dude, I would murder so many people for a hover board.

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                                        It's ironic that America is BASED off of diversity, as a country, but racism is still around, amirite?

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                                          Okay. I'm not ostracized, thank you. I'm simply pointing out that America, KNOWN for it's diversity (hence China Town, Tex-Mex, etc.), still has a shit-ton of racism. Thanks for commenting, though. I enjoy your opinions.

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                                          Women. If you don't want guys staring at your chest, don't wear slutty shirts that show off your chest! amirite?

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                                          your only a slut if you have sex for money and on camera

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                                          @28889 (Anonymous):

                                          You can't generalize the fact that every prostitute is gonna sex it up on camera. Some prostitutes (believe it or not) have boundaries.

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                                          Valentines day is the worst holiday ever created, amirite?

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                                            it was awesome when it meant candy. Just like halloween was awesome. And Easter.
                                            All I ever wanted was the candy. :(

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                                            @30743 (Anonymous):

                                            Awww! Hahahah, that was cute :D

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                                            Its gross when fat girls dress like sluts, amirite?

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                                              It's gross when anyone, fat or not, girl or not, dresses like a slut.

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                                              @29445 (Anonymous):

                                              guys dress like sluts?? O.o i'm so glad i haven't been exposed to such an atrocity...

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