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It would be kinda legit to see actual Giants and actual Patriots playing football against eachother, amirite?
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I'm not sure what legitimacy has to do with it.
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There's always that one girl you know that talks about how many guys are into her, buuuuuuuut she has no results to back these claims up, amirite?
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@1629508:
Hahaha oh my gosh i see what you mean! wow i wish i could fix that now
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@1629579 (opie):
I put a comma for you.
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There's always that one girl you know that talks about how many guys are into her, buuuuuuuut she has no results to back these claims up, amirite?
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I read this as "how many guys are into her butt."
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@1628850 (Rayraysunshine):
Same.
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Chocolate muffins are pretty much an excuse to have cake in the mornings, amirite?
says A non oh mus on Sep 16th '10 (#353442)
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The texture of muffins is different than cake though.
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All the members of Maroon 5 besides Adam Levine look out of place in the band, amirite?
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asdf adam's a douche. make note.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qQ3Kp...All%2BOver.jpg
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@1623878 (Goog):
Noted.
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Imagine a football team of teenage girls, with no bra's on, tight fitting tops and a cold day. Imagine this team going again a team of teenage boys. The boys would lose, amirite?
says Cheylea (: on Jul 7th '10 (#187027)
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The girls would run in for a touchdown and trip over my cock..
says th3round1 on Jul 7th '10 (#275931)
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@275931 (th3round1):
I don't think lying on your back with your dick in the air is part of the game.
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Health teachers exaggerate things(Ex. "If you have one sip of wine, you will throw up and pass out and have a coma and be a vegetable for the rest of your life), amirite?
says elmo on Jan 20th '12 (#692530)
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@1616887:
What book/movie is that from? I totally remember seeing that somewhere!
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@1616897 (MaryKateBurnett):
Mean Girls!
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Health teachers exaggerate things(Ex. "If you have one sip of wine, you will throw up and pass out and have a coma and be a vegetable for the rest of your life), amirite?
says elmo on Jan 20th '12 (#692530)
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
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Saying you'll be there "with bells on" is only slightly less annoying than if you showed up with actual bells sewn to your clothing, amirite?
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I've never heard anyone say that :o
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Since it's acceptable to say "take a knee" in place of "kneel", it should be acceptable to say "take an ass" instead of "sit down", amirite?
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@1613886:
have you ever played a sport?
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@1613916 (casper):
Yes.
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Since it's acceptable to say "take a knee" in place of "kneel", it should be acceptable to say "take an ass" instead of "sit down", amirite?
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I have never in my life heard anyone say "take a knee."
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The best way to circumvent a Genie's rule of only three wishes is to wish for a time machine first, amirite?
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@1610241:
Okay, okay *puts hands up and walks away slowly*.
says Anonymous on Jan 13th '12 (#1610242)
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@1610242 (Anonymous):
Oh, maybe it would
TIME TRAVEL, HOW DOES IT WORK?
Unless you wish for tangible things and bring them back through time with you.
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The best way to circumvent a Genie's rule of only three wishes is to wish for a time machine first, amirite?
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Wouldn't that just undo any wishes you made?
says Anonymous on Jan 13th '12 (#1610240)
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@1610240 (Anonymous):
No!
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The guy singing "Mr. Brightside" sounds like a stalker in that song. amirite?
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His name is Brandon Flowers...
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Windows 7 is a pretty gay OS, but nothing is gayer than Me, amirite?
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@1608544:
Me is short for windows millenium edition.
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@1608563 (JimiHendrix):
Yeah I looked it up and then got it :$
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Windows 7 is a pretty gay OS, but nothing is gayer than Me, amirite?
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I feel like you're trying to make a joke, but I don't get it.
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Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
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This post gave me disturbing thoughts about putting my face against my spouse and screaming and then washing her.
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@1254847 (D_Sexy):
I'd say exciting rather than disturbing.
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Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
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And you hit it when your pissed off!
says Weston_white on May 26th '11 (#1254843)
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@1254843 (Weston_white):
When my pissed off what?! The suspense is killing me!
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Three for the Elves, seven for the Dwarf Lords, Nine for the Men, One Ring for the Dark Lord... And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye! amirite?
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So genius.
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The only time you give even the slightest shit about sports is when it's your home team playing, amirite?
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America didn't play in the Quidditch World Cup last year, but I still went.
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Guys are way more attractive when they smell good and can make you laugh, amirite?
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Girls are more attractive with boobs and ass
says Anonymous on Mar 4th '11 (#1082167)
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@1082167 (Anonymous):
Girls are also attractive if they, too, smell good and make you laugh.
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The flavor of mint doesn't really fall into any of the categories of bitter, sweet, salty, sour, or spicy, amirite?
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I find peppermint to be sour, i'm not exactly sure you mean variations (SP?) of mint though.
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@1606486 (Wolfy_De_Emo):
Noo I mean real mint.
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Workplace sexual harassment can be funny when your coworker is also your playful girlfriend who will return the favour, amirite?
says Anonymous on Jan 8th '12 (#689022)
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Then it wouldn't be harassment...
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The song "Circle the Drain" by Katy Perry can't possibly be based on a true guy, because who would fall asleep during foreplay with her? amirite?
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@1601442:
...why do you know that
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@1601453 (QuaintPancakes):
;)
haha. I was kidding
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Whenever a line of dialog is said to be "ejaculated" you should imagine that character screaming it mid-orgasm, amirite?
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Omg this is still so funny.
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