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@696713 (LewisL): That is why I don't care for Glee. It is no where near realistic. I'm tired of hearing "Why aren't you guys like Glee?" Hmmm... maybe because we aren't in our late twenties?

Define perfection.

Herman Melville? He wrote Moby-Dick.

@690505 (kodabear911): Ahh, makes sense. Thanks! :)

I'm trying to find more insight from your source and all google is giving me is "Barbie based on German sex toy?" and a link to this page. help?

They came in the form of thunderstorms at my local store. Flashing lights, "thunder", and the serene sound of rain. Pretty exciting for a kid.

@661517 (Anonymous): Newfoundland! Haha, it's one of the few things I remember from apush.

Right now I'm in AP Lit, and we're studying allusions to the Bible. We're going to have quite a few tests on them. What bothers me is that my teacher is making us learn these allusions on our own time, because she feels people will be offended if she teaches them. It would be so much easier for me if she would teach us, because I know nothing, and am not going to have the desire to memorize something I feel I have little connection with on my own.

@614378 (closertothelost): Ha, that sure is different.

@609631 (closertothelost): It sucks that half of us were born in '92. I would be annoyed if I went to your school.

@389387 (ChaosTehGuy): True, but if your family is predominantly Christian, it makes the most sense to celebrate Christmas with them.

@581417 (Anonymous): OP just wants both.

Unless you mean that originality is unoriginal...

More people have written that atheists should be able to take the joke, than have written that they are offended. ahhh hahaha