Thatbitch

I can't believe this actually has a positive score.

What are you smoking and where can I get some?

As I was making fun of crazy parents who put their children on a leash in the presence of my mother, she informed me that at one point she in fact put me on a leash.

That's my birthday!

Blimps!

That's because they know the sick shit that goes through the mind of a guy and don't want their child subjected to it.

I have too many, and it's a little embarrassing. My new thing is The Bachelor.

She has toe thumbs.

Why did I read this in a British accent?

Did anyone else think of That's so Raven?

It depends on how nice the ass is. If its a nice ass you can't expect him not to look, if some shirtless guy with nice abs walked in would you ignore him? The point is that he's on the date with you, and he obviously likes you. Unless he takes things too far with somebody else, don't get so butthurt.

My pre cal teacher has an intense hatred of casios.

No, it's not. But for college acceptance, as an example, they basically go off of grades and sat scores (another test that doesn't always show your true intelligence). They don't know your work ethic, they don't really know anything about you, to them you're a GPA and a test score. And that's unfair to so many people.

But it's not always fair because I know of plenty of hard working people whose effort doesn't always show in their grades, while there are people like me who continually slack and do better than most. I feel bad about it, but that's just how it is. And grades don't adequately show ability or work ethic.

Out of respect? No. Compassion, yes.