TheShamWowGuy
is not online.joined on Jun 25th '10 (One year and 7 months ago).is from Tulsa, United States.has made 327 posts.has made 3 anonymous posts.had 130 (40%) of his posts featured on the home page.is right 97% of the time.was favourited 2,666 times.got 70,268 Yeah You Ares and 4,272 No Ways.made 1,732 comments.got 554 loves.has 177 followers.Take the square root of 289 and you'll discover my age...
My profile picture is when I was in a play at my school called "You Can't Take it With You" I got to blow up fireworks and it was AWESOME...
I like frappuccinos from Starbucks even though they are not actually coffee drinks...
I like rainy days better than sunny days...
I will never be too old to play in snow...
I almost cried while watching Up... okay i cried just a little...
I like watching all the cartoons I watched as a kid to relive the memories...
If i could speak Spanish, that would be wicked... or should i say "malvado"
I can ripstick... ha
People with fake tans just make me laugh...
No i was not one of those leash kids, yes, i should have been...
I love to break it down. I have been told that i am "A white boy" with so called "black boy dance moves" ...
I will always join in a sand volleyball game.. and destroy! ...
Short girls are the cutest (in my opinion)....
People tell me i am a ginger all the time but they are clearly color blind and retarded...
However, i do have close to a trillion freckles, i am waiting for them to all come together and form one complete magnificent tan...
I definitely have my opinions and piss people off quite frequently, but i try to be open minded, i really do...
Yes, I am Christian, and a while back a dude called me a "Bible Thumper" ... Thank you?...
I will try very hard to marry a bilingual girl because that.. is just sexy. For example... User: QuaintPancakes speaks French. I just might try to marry her...
I like watching the commercials before the movie starts...
I always end up watching infomercials about useless crapola. (ab machines and blenders)...
AND i am a complete sucker for chemistry jokes...
Okay, to wrap this puppy up.. My favorite Youtube Videos. GO!
1) Nerf War. HELLZ YES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM
2) Chinchilli Day :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a-qB9pqHHc
oh and not to sound penis-y, but i got potd four times. :D
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says imsobailey on Feb 4th '12 2:40am 
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says StayBeautiful on Jan 30th '12 4:46am 
says eldorito on Jan 29th '12 6:37am 
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says glassJAw on Jan 22nd '12 12:25am says glassJAw on Jan 21st '12 11:52pm Thank you! And thank you for reporting!
says glassJAw on Jan 21st '12 10:51pm says glassJAw on Jan 21st '12 10:49pm says eldorito on Jan 11th '12 5:08pm What part of hypothetical situation do you not understand. Obviously this is not going to happen anytime soon. The goal of the post was to show that the lottery can raise a lot of funds in a short period of time, but rather of going to a lot of people, it goes to a few. Note the word "imagine" .... Is that too hard for you?
Stop, i know. This is a hypothetical situation where people would not know that the money was going to charity.
is there a sparknotes version of this potd?
(lolwut)
clearly you havent tried extreme knitting
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The taxes, but not the jackpot... People only play the lottery for selfish reasons, but if the lottery was given to charity (without the players knowledge), millions of dollars could be raised in a very short period of time
DOWN WITH WHOLE FOODS!!
You can't tell me to not kill my wife unless you have been in my shoes. She can be a real bitch and i want to kill her. You have no right to tell me differently.
(lolwut) you have lots of cats don't you?
nah, offensive jokes are the main reason why they are funny.
yeah... you would have to pretty stupid to be tricked into sex. "Uh yeah... Im just making sure you dont have breast cancer."
That was cold... I wonder if you could say that without going anonymous. (hmm)
I got that section 4 years runnin' (hello)
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That guy on white collar (d)
on Sat Feb 11th '12