+91

I don't mind if you don't want to go for coffee. Leading on or saying "I'm busy" when you're not, to save feelings/whatever, wastes time for both of us, amirite?

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I guess from a girl's perspective, she doesn't wanna hurt a guy or offend him by rejecting him. But yeah i agree it would make things a lot easier for the guy who is asking out a girl. Although I used the same excuse on a couple of people, and so have my girlfriends. So maybe take that "busy" response as a rejection?

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@107948 (lucky_bubbles):

Except that people are busy and not lying about it ten times as often.

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Why is it that when a pregnant woman is murdered it is considered a double murder for her and her baby, but abortion is not considered murder even though it has the same result? People need to make up their minds, amirite?

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    Is still murder how I look at it..maybe they made the mistake of not using protection but that doesn't mean your suppose to take the fetus away just cause you want to cover up your own mistakes.

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    @93870 (Anonymous):

    The majority of induced abortion pregnancies were conceived after birth control failed

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    If you think about it, I guess, beer really has become a type of currency, amirite?

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      I don't drink beer... Does this mean I'm rich or poor?

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      @90585 (Dipple):

      Depends on whether or not you have beer. You don't need to consume the commodity to engage in the economy.

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      +263

      If black people are properly termed as African Americans, why arent white people called Irish Americans, German Americans, British Americans, etc, amirite?

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        Not all African people are black, not all black people are Americans, and not all black people are from Africa. "African-American" fell out of favor for these reasons like 5-10 years ago.

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        People who complain about not having jobs, but are picky and refuse to work at jobs like McDonalds or Walmart need to either shut the hell up or get a job, money is money, amirite?

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          @78941:

          Well actually that raises the question if a job at McDonald's has a pay rate which can sustain a modern living. But if hypothetically it could, I would be more of the opinion that they could do what they want. I personally like a warm home, but if someone likes the harsh conditions of living outside, far be it for me to nitpick them.

          But if they would rather pay their bills and live inside, McDonald's offers enough pay and they still complain about not having a job, then by all means you are correct.

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          @79087 (mmzznnxx):

          Or maintaining the standard of living that a person has become accustomed to.

          There's also the issue of "what if McDonald's won't hire you because you're ridiculously overqualified and assumes you'll bail the second something better opens up?"

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          The only reason there are so many atheists is because it's the newest fad. Same with scene kids and gay people. It's so cool to be "anti-conformist" that they drug themselves into believing they're actually right. Sure, there are some who truly are what they say they are, but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool, and this will get NW'd by self-rightious foo... amirite?

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            @79165:

            I'd be falling on my knees crying if I were anyone older than a high school students who has so little of a life that they get on websites like this just to flame people for their opinions.

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            @79270 (BLY):

            99% of my participation on this site is "hey yeah, I do like pancakes with strawberries" or something. I only come out of the woodworks for the occasional dipshit like OP here. PS, I graduated high school, therefore I'm banned from fun on the internet every so often? LOGIC FAIL

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            It's crazy that although we all grew up independently from one another, we somehow have so many random habits in common. Amirite?

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              Link is related. http://www.xkcd.com/719/

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              It sucks when you wake up at 4:45am to go to morning practice (for sports) because your coach said, "Be here by 5:30," and you arrive at 5:20, but what he really meant was "Be here at 5:15," so you have to run for like 10 minutes while you're in a zombie-like state, amirite?

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              Why would the coach say to be there at a time he didn't mean?

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              @79166 (Chromana):

              He could be an idiot, he could be deliberately aiming for a mindfuck to keep players on their toes.

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              The only reason there are so many atheists is because it's the newest fad. Same with scene kids and gay people. It's so cool to be "anti-conformist" that they drug themselves into believing they're actually right. Sure, there are some who truly are what they say they are, but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool, and this will get NW'd by self-rightious foo... amirite?

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                @79139:

                shoo away with your MS angst? YOU sir sound like an incredible douche.

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                @79188 (Anonymous):

                I certainly am, but I'm a douche by choice and not ignorance.

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                -14

                The only reason there are so many atheists is because it's the newest fad. Same with scene kids and gay people. It's so cool to be "anti-conformist" that they drug themselves into believing they're actually right. Sure, there are some who truly are what they say they are, but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool, and this will get NW'd by self-rightious foo... amirite?

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                  @79158:

                  Wtf?
                  He/she said "They're entitled to their fake opinions. I should be entitled to mine." Therefore his/her opinion is fake.

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                  @79164 (Chromana):

                  Oh, I thought you approached that from a different angle stemming from "Gays [...] pollute this site all the time. They're entitled to their fake opinions." "so you're saying your opinion is fake?" +1x10 for what you actually meant.

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                  The only reason there are so many atheists is because it's the newest fad. Same with scene kids and gay people. It's so cool to be "anti-conformist" that they drug themselves into believing they're actually right. Sure, there are some who truly are what they say they are, but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool, and this will get NW'd by self-rightious foo... amirite?

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                    As I said, there are some who actually are what they say they are, but the majority are only doing it to be cool.
                    And ftr, this was a post based around high school kids, not adults. I just ran out of characters to specify that it was based on them.

                    Also, why should I go? Gays and atheists pollute this site all the time. They're entitled to their fake opinions. I should be entitled to mine.

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                    @79144 (Anonymous):

                    Just by virtue of being in high school, you know nothing. Take a screenshot of this post, bury it in your computer, and dig it up in 5 years. You will fall to your knees and weep at your former ignorance. Either that or your bigotry is basically permanent at this point, in which case I just feel really bad for you.

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                    The only reason there are so many atheists is because it's the newest fad. Same with scene kids and gay people. It's so cool to be "anti-conformist" that they drug themselves into believing they're actually right. Sure, there are some who truly are what they say they are, but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool, and this will get NW'd by self-rightious foo... amirite?

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                      As I said, there are some who actually are what they say they are, but the majority are only doing it to be cool.
                      And ftr, this was a post based around high school kids, not adults. I just ran out of characters to specify that it was based on them.

                      Also, why should I go? Gays and atheists pollute this site all the time. They're entitled to their fake opinions. I should be entitled to mine.

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                      @79144 (Anonymous):

                      orly? I don't think I've ever seen a gay-centered post on this site. Ever. And/or having particular preferences invalidates your opinions?

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                      Hate it when someone gives you a death glare just because you are talking to their boyfriend, grow up and get over yourself, amirite?

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                        Wait, do you mean "talking" or "talking and giggling and touching his face"?

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                        Grape-flavored things (grape popsicles, grape skittles, etc..) don't even taste like actual grapes. amirite?

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                        It's not the point.

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                        -14

                        The only reason there are so many atheists is because it's the newest fad. Same with scene kids and gay people. It's so cool to be "anti-conformist" that they drug themselves into believing they're actually right. Sure, there are some who truly are what they say they are, but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool, and this will get NW'd by self-rightious foo... amirite?

                        28 Yeah You Are 19 No Way 33

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                          "but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool" << Maybe when you're 12, I could see that. Not for adults. Shoo away with you middle school angst, I don't want it to pollute this site.

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                          The only reason there are so many atheists is because it's the newest fad. Same with scene kids and gay people. It's so cool to be "anti-conformist" that they drug themselves into believing they're actually right. Sure, there are some who truly are what they say they are, but 19/20 who say they truly are, are lying and just trying to fake being cool, and this will get NW'd by self-rightious foo... amirite?

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                            You can't have an existential crisis and suddenly become straight after being gay the same way you can adjust your religious beliefs. Sexuality is more like figuring out who you are.

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                            If Obama made it rain cookies, the headlines would just say "Government Leaves Millions Milkless", amirite?

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                              @70800:

                              If you're inferring that former President Bush is to blame, grow up you liberal idiot. Sure, he made his share of mistakes, just like any other president, but overall he did the best he could. (I can't wait to see the mistakes Obama has in store.)
                              Anyway, if there is anyone that ruined this nation, it was Jimmy Carter.

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                              @71138 (Anonymous):

                              Yeah, because two wars had NOTHING to do with obliterating Clinton's budget surplus. Of course.

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                              +4,888

                              If Obama made it rain cookies, the headlines would just say "Government Leaves Millions Milkless", amirite?

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                                +12

                                It depends on which newspaper the headlines are on. Some newspapers are biased and totally love Obama.

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                                @22966 (_m0nkeyz):

                                And the real newspapers trumpet headlines of death panels, right?

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                                -125

                                If abortion is murder, then seeking an abortion is conspiracy to commit murder. What should the penalty be? Ten years in prison is not enough, amirite?

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                                  @69189:

                                  You don't need to throw your beliefs on me. Ok, I get it. You're pro abortion. I'm not going to try to change that. I was just stating my own opinion. Not throwing a fit about it.

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                                  @69225 (bondcatbond):

                                  You're calling people cowards and murderers and I'm throwing my beliefs around? The hypocrisy is astounding. PS, I don't have a preference between birth/raising, birth/adoption, or abortion, so describing people like me as pro-abortion is really misleading.

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                                  -125

                                  If abortion is murder, then seeking an abortion is conspiracy to commit murder. What should the penalty be? Ten years in prison is not enough, amirite?

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                                    @66329:

                                    Ah, I get it. Let unborn babies die to solve the problem of overcrowded foster systems. Why didn't I think of that?

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                                    @69064 (bondcatbond):

                                    Okay, a half-assed response to 3b. You've missed/ignored 1, 2, and 3.

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                                    +160

                                    Cloning yourself (if the technology became available) is immoral and shouldn't be done, amirite?

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                                      It is immoral in my opinion, and without going into a tangent I'll just say that whenever humans try to mess with nature, bad things happen.

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                                      @66880 (NO3exclamationpoints):

                                      (NO!!!): Exactly. Modern medicine can suck it and choke, who needs penicillin or insulin?

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                                      -125

                                      If abortion is murder, then seeking an abortion is conspiracy to commit murder. What should the penalty be? Ten years in prison is not enough, amirite?

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                                        Tell me, ZuRG, are you a man or a woman? This post becomes at least understandable (while still completely incorrect) if you are a man, but if you are a woman than you should be ashamed of yourself.

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                                        @66933 (Anonymous):

                                        Why the double-standard?

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