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I am Ashleigh, Ash, Crash, Crashly, Crashington, Ashbashcrashed, Ashbash, Ashbootz, Whatsherface, Gianna Goddess of the Gingers and Daisy's father.

My eleven different personalities often argue with each other, you'll get used to it.

Here is a list of people I stalk/have stalked and wish to rape/have raped. If you're not on this list, yell at me (in brackets are the reasons I want to do these things/have done them):

Adri (he's Irish)
Bobby (he's Asian)
Connor (he's Australian)
Dana (she's hawt)
Daisy (she's 13, so I only stalk her, k?)
Deena (she's Egyptian)
Hanna (she's pretty)
Hannah (who is so special she will never have to yell at me. Ever.)
Jami (she's beautiful)
Jelly (Jelly is a reason within itself)
Katie (her voice)
Katja (because she wants to do them to me)
Maria (she's also Irish)
Matt (I have banned this kid a few times, but we're kind of friends now.)
Nikki (she's the man I once assassinated. We're still friends.)
Pingu (she's Canadian--best reason of all.)
Thomas
Yelly (Yelly is also a reason within itself)

Yelly now gets a paragraph because she is amazing and kind in epic proportions. She is so caring and wonderful, that we should all worship her. Jussayin'. And if you dunt want to worship her, shame on you. Shame on you.

I once assassinated a man. He's dead now, but I like to think we're still friends.

Milka is where it is at, and I wish I was where the Milka is. Apparently you're not allowed to live in your local supermarket. Who knew?

If you're Canadian, the chances are I will really want to hug you.

My favourite band is Warpaint. You may have already known this, you may have not. But now that you do know, listen to them. Don't tell me what you think of them.

That Truuninja guy that girls wanna sex and guys wanna cuddle? He is my secret favourite, public favourite, secret favorite and public favorite. He is so mad skills. And my boyfriend