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I WILL FIND YOU, AND KILL YOU, AND EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD! Yeah, that's pretty much every other sentence I say while driving.

I don't even know why I am doing this. Heaven and Hell are not places. They are states of mind. Hell is being in full disunion with God, while Heaven is being in full union with God. The choices we make (sinning vs. not sinning, essentially) determine the degree of the relationship we have with God while we are on earth. Nobody can say with certainty what goes on at the final judgement of your soul, but it does not exactly mean that God chooses to send you to a place labelled Hell, a waiting room labelled Purgatory, or a place labelled Heaven. Ultimately your fate is based upon the choices you made on earth and if in the end, you truly accept God as the creator and Christ as the savior. That's all I'm going to say on that matter.

It would be awkward for a while, but I'd get over it.

Story of my life. I miss the days when "Will you be my friend?" was an acceptable introduction with someone new.

Anything is better than that funky cornchip smell.

Yeah and I'm betting the laptops aren't going to those ones.

It's funny how we think that all anyone in Africa needs is food, a house, clothes, and tools. It totally makes sense to send laptops to them because there are plenty of places in Africa where the basics are taken care of well enough and education is the next step that needs to be met.

A lot of them have a strap to buckle around your waist. They could add another buckle onto that strap and have a strap that goes from the bottom of the backpack, between your legs, and onto that waist strap. Cinch it up into your crotch and that thing won't move an inch.

I don't care what you say about Justin Bieber. I will love that Canadian cream-puff til the days she's 18! -Pedobear

I think clothes are more important than hair and makeup. Kids learn to wear clothes, then do their hair, then do their makeup. It's like showing that as you've grown up you've lost the ability to see what the essentials really are.

I know a lot who's birthdays are today. Mid April seems weird, but maybe it's right when taxes get paid.

No, but that is brilliant! I wish I could have thought of that sixteen years ago!

How about thanking both. You thank God that you get to have a meal and be with your family or friends, then thank the cook for the delicious meatloaf they worked on all day. They're both very different thanksgivings.