eldorito

I'm a college student. I know a lot about computers and electricity because I'm a computer and electrical engineering student. I got a POTD: http://amirite.net/583169 . It's weird because I have six posts that scored higher, but most aren't POTD material. Here are some things you'll see on a lot of people's profiles:

Likes
- Dream Theater, Epica, Trivium, and a bunch of other metal bands
- Gin Blossoms
- Sleep
- Computers
- Computer classes
- Electrical/electronic classes
- Political incorrectness
- Cycling
- RipStiking
- Universal healthcare
- Living in the South

Dislikes
- Ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise
- Cake
- Movies
- Popcorn
- The summer of 2011
- Rednecks.
- Welfare pigs (not people on welfare, just the ones who don't get a job because welfare will take care of everything.

Here are some of my posts:
http://amirite.net/647847
http://amirite.net/662149
http://amirite.net/655582
http://amirite.net/605679
http://amirite.net/444712
http://amirite.net/662406
http://amirite.net/639201
http://amirite.net/664726

Inb4 they get deleted.

Some quotes I love:

"Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation." -- George Carlin.

"Do well and you will have no need for ancestors." -- Voltaire

"Science literacy is vaccine against charlatans of the world that would exploit your ignorance of the forces of nature." -- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Here is an exhaustive list of my favorite users:
eldorito

You will not be added to that list.

If you need help in math, programming, electrical stuff, or possibly chemistry or physics, ask me. I've helped people out with that stuff before. I might ctrlv.in a solution to a similar problem or give an explanation. However, I strongly recommend using khanacademy.org for math and science help.

Also, to clarify some things:
- Despite my vehement support of the gay rights movement, I'm not gay.
- Despite my excessive use of the word "faggot," I'm not homophobic.
- I'm not sexist, but I don't like the term "feminist." I prefer the term "equalist." I'll give credit where credit is due: http://amirite.net/309785

Because so many users are high school students looking into college, I have some pieces of advice for ya (warning: might sound condescending):
- You're not too good for community college. Community college offers the same courses and they're as hard as university courses. Also, it's cheaper and you typically don't have to deal with a roommate. However, make sure you know what university you want to go to before you jump into community college. Also, the advisors suck (at least at the one I went to.) Also, make sure the classes transfer to your university.
- You are, however, too good for "universities" such as DeVry, University of Phoenix, ITT Tech, etc. You're not going to get a job after going to these colleges. If you see a commercial for it on G4, don't go there.
- The AP program is awesome. Take AP classes.
- If you don't want to do college, try a technical college. It'll get you a good job without wasting nearly as much money.

Another thing: I live in Oklahoma. Everything you hear about us is 100% fact. Everybody here is stupid, just like the TV tells ya. Including me. Everybody here lives in a trailer. In fact, Tulsa is just a giant parking garage for trailers. Also, we have tornadoes. Smart move. Everybody lives in a trailer, which gets eaten by tornadoes. Also, none of us have our teeth. We needed that for tooth fairy money so that we could buy our trailers. Also, it is impossible to find a truck that isn't covered in NASCAR and Bush/Cheney '04 stickers. In fact, it's the law that every truck has one. I'm in deep shit for owning a compact car and not liking NASCAR. Wait, how I'm I typing this again? There's no electricity in this state because it's all being used to make methamphetamine.

But seriously, there is a church on every street corner in the big cities in Oklahoma and a church in every small town. Also, I really don't have all my teeth.

If you want to talk or ask a question, don't be shy. Put words on my wall.