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The Bible: tl;dr, amirite?
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@1506680:
The bible at my place is a roman catholic bible and its a massive slab of pages. I've tried to read it but after a while all the kids of everyone gets confusing
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@1506705 (WideAwake):
lol that's usually where I used to stop... This guy begat this guy who begat this guy who begat...
The New King James Version is much easier for me to understand.
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Aladdin has the best songs of all the classic Disney movies, amirite?
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Hercules had one of the best soundtracks. And that's the gossspel (gasp) Truuuuuuth.
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You enjoy old R&B-soul songs like "Stand By Me," "Ain't No Mountain High Enough," and "I Want You Back," amirite?
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@1359607:
My bad, Shoe!
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@1359956 (Rocky):
's a'ight.
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You enjoy old R&B-soul songs like "Stand By Me," "Ain't No Mountain High Enough," and "I Want You Back," amirite?
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I want You Back is not R and B. Who's Lovin' You is R and B.
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Life's not a bitch, life's a beautiful woman. You just call her a bitch cause she wont let you get what you want, amirite?
says ServedWithoutShoes on Oct 12th '10 (#391314)
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No, I call her a prostitute. Because nothing in life is free.
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It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
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Btw - according to the Bible, James from the book of James was Jesus' brother. He's in the NT way at the end.
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It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
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@1314998:
Yes hahaha you're so hilarious, I knew it was a joke dipshit. But why mention Jesus? Or that he had siblings. It would be so easy to just make it a neutral post that everyone can enjoy. That's why I perceive it to be pushing their thughts down my throat.
says Anonymous on Jun 27th '11 (#1315094)
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@1315094 (Anonymous):
(Anonymous):It's not like the post was arguing for or against Christianity in any way. Are we not allowed to mention Jesus at all anymore?
I've got an idea. Let's call him, He-Who-Should - Not - Be - Posted. That'll make everyone happy.
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You shouldn't give up a good college for love, amirite?
says AppAwesome on Jun 13th '11 (#603325)
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Tell that to Cory and Topanga.
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says on Jan 1st '70 (#)
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lol my dad paying for college...
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The worst time to ask someone if you can have some of their food is when you're already touching it, amirite?
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Wow. I was wondering why this post got so many comments.
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(√-1) (2^3) Σ (inverse cos(-1)), and it was good, amirite?
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@1201384:
Thanks, I'll need every bit I can get.
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@1201387 (VictoryAAC):
Cool. I have some friends there.
If you ever meet a kid named Bridger, tell him Keyara says hi.
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Music doesn't "help you concentrate". If it's any good, it will only distract you because you're focusing on the music instead of whatever you're studying. It's best to work in complete silence. amirite?
says Anonymous on May 15th '11 (#587534)
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Music gets me going on homework because I'm less bored with it, but if I'm pressed for time I have turn if off to get things done faster. It's distracting 9 times out of ten.
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People argue over when corporal punishment is necessary for your children. The rule should be: When your child gets physical, you get physical. amirite?
says Wakor on May 8th '11 (#583435)
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If your kid is even considering putting their hands on you and they're above the age of 3, you're failing as a parent. I don't think a kid should get spanked for everything but there are some behaviors that a kid has to know aren't acceptable in no uncertain terms. There is nothing uncertain about a whoopin'. NO parent should have to physically fight their teenager. That's ridiculous.
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People argue over when corporal punishment is necessary for your children. The rule should be: When your child gets physical, you get physical. amirite?
says Wakor on May 8th '11 (#583435)
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Hitting your parents is something that should NEVER cross your mind. They are your parents. If I touched them, my ass would get beaten.
says homosexualpumpkins on May 15th '11 (#1233995)
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@1233995 (homosexualpumpkins):
^ Word. Hitting your parents is just plain disrespect in my book.
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"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?
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Q: What sounds do giraffes make?
A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!
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The grading system in physical education should be based on effort, not athletic ability, amirite?
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Also, unless it brought down your GPA significantly, I doubt prospective colleges are going to deny you because you got a B in gym. Gym, Art and Music class really don't matter after high school unless it's your major.
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The grading system in physical education should be based on effort, not athletic ability, amirite?
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It depends on the what's being graded. I don't think a mile that kids only have one chance to take should be graded. You don't give a kid a test without teaching them the material first and expect them to pass. So you can't tell a kid who's never ran a mile before to do it under 5 minutes and expect them to succeed. Now, if the gym teacher had the class running the mile for a few weeks and then tested them - yeah, I'd say grade it. Based on how much they improved from their worst to best score. If they put in effort they should have improved over time.
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Boomerangs are Australia's largest exports and imports, amirite?
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Did you hear about the U.S' Social Security Boomerang? People throw their cash out to the government and get back... oh wait.
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Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#583021)
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European/African/etc. descent. That's the whole point. It's a country made up of immigrants.
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#1220390)
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@1220390 (Anonymous):
America was 'created' through immigration but the majority of us aren't immigrants. The majority of us aren't from Africa or Asia or Europe. Most of us are American (born and raised here), and our ethnicity doesn't change that fact. I respect immigrants, but I don't think I'm any less American because I'm not Native American.
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Not to be racist, but how do people in Asian countries text? China has over 60,000 characters. Amirite?
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Not to be racist, but I'm eating some potato salad right now.
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@1220377 (Cassowary):
What, a baked potato too good for you?! It has to be in a salad?! Racist Jerk.
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Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#583021)
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Knowing the names of all the countries doesn't mean jack -squat. It certainly doesn't make you smart. If I can name 200 kinds of insects, does that make me intelligent? No, it means I can memorize things. It DOESN'T EVEN prove you have accurate knowledge about these countries. You can name all 200 countries and I can name only 7 outside of the U.S.. But say I've been to all seven of these countries and have experienced their culture, natural life etc - Who is more ignorant of the outside world? The person who knows the names or the person who actually has knowledge about the countries they've been? Judging an entire country on whether they know a map is ridiculous, IMO.
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Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#583021)
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You are clearly ignorant. Australia is among the most developed countries in the world. Indian Reserves do not exist anymore. I would know. I live in the part of the country that used to be an "Indian Reserve." (Cherokee, btw)
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@1220141 (eldorito):
Indian reserves do still exist.
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Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#583021)
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Uhm, I'm not European. Fail.
Secondly, those people you have in your country? Most of them are from Europe or Africa or Asia... The only people who are originally American are the Native Americans, for whom no one in the USA has respect. The USA is a country made up of immigrants, so your point is invalid.
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#1220028)
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@1220028 (Anonymous):
Correction: The majority of us were born here in the U.S. and therefore aren't immigrants. Just people of European, African or Asian descent. Race and nationality are two different things. Personally, I don't think I'm any less American than a Native American. I was born here too.
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Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#583021)
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@1220040:
Is your brain too small to remember 203 names? And when "hundreds" is used, it usually refers to at 300–500.
says Anonymous on May 8th '11 (#1220126)
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@1220126 (Anonymous):
The word 'hundreds' is plural- indicating two or more of an object.
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Going to bed late and waking up late is better than going to bed early and waking up early, amirite?
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Hormonally, at this age our bodies naturally want to stay up late and sleep in. Schools should really start out and end later.
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