ilostmyshoe

It seems like every birthday card in the aisle is either for someone over 50 or younger than 5. amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on May 3rd '11 (#580260)

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Giving someone a taste of their own medicine rarely works. They either catch on too soon and throw it back in your face, or remain completely oblivious to the lesson you were trying to teach them. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Apr 25th '11 (#574229)

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You'll know who your true friends were after you graduate from high school. They'll be the ones you actually make time for, and who make time to see you, when it's no longer convenient. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Apr 15th '11 (#567538)

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Do pimps sleep with their hoes? That's kind of like getting high off your own supply. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Apr 10th '11 (#564502)

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It'd be a good idea to have 'stapler stations' attached to the hallway walls in school, similar in construction to water fountains. Kids could staple their essays/homework on the way to class. It's convenient, it would be harder for staplers to get lost or stolen, and teachers/students wouldn't have to provide their own. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Mar 31st '11 (#557899)

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• School

Let's hope serial killers never get State Farm Agents. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. With a hatchet! And a family of four." Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Mar 25th '11 (#553062)

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It's aquaward when you mistake a mermaid for a merman, amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Mar 1st '11 (#535902)

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• Jokes

You know your situation is F'd up when someone offers to pray for you. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Feb 22nd '11 (#531077)

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It would be more effective visually if they used tomato juice during communion instead of grape. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Feb 8th '11 (#520655)

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Most people don't do it on purpose, but we tend to treat cute looking kids better than the 'uglier ones'. Two kids misbehave, the one that's 'cute' is more likely to get away with because they're already considered more tolerable. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Jan 22nd '11 (#505168)

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It's been 25 years since MLK day was first established and we still have lactose intolerance. It's a shame, amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Jan 17th '11 (#500718)

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• Jokes

Admit it, you have no problem owning up to what these types of posts dare you to 'admit'. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Jan 7th '11 (#491974)

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• Internet

It sucks when your mum makes you an ugly maroon sweater as a Christmas present, but she makes your best friend a really cool one that matches his eyes. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Dec 25th '10 (#479067)

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The elements song might actually be helpful if it didn't go so freakin' fast, amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Dec 21st '10 (#474044)

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• School

They should create popcorn bowl warmers. That way, our snack never gets stale and cold before we're through. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Dec 16th '10 (#469555)

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• Food

Burgermeister meisterburger sounds like something off the TGI Friday menu, not a Christmas villian. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Dec 7th '10 (#460625)

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In all honesty, it's much harder to learn from a mistake if you don't suffer because of it. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Dec 5th '10 (#458147)

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It's funny when certain people complain about having a pimple on Picture Day considering they have pimples pretty much every day of the week. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 26th '10 (#412346)

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Not too many years from now some of us will be English teachers, and we will assign our class Harry Potter books and we will over analyze them to our student's dismay. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 26th '10 (#411750)

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'Bring Your Child to Work' day would be really awkward if your mom was a hooker. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 25th '10 (#411144)

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We've all had that fantasy where our favorite celebrity somehow gets a flat tire right in front of our house and needs our help. amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 23rd '10 (#408154)

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Even though you ask for the same size every time, the first pair of shoes/skates given to you at the Bowling Alley or Skating rink never seem to fit right. amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 23rd '10 (#407868)

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I'm so cold, I need a hot chocolate... Hot chocolate... *put more marshmallows in this cup, more- more marshmallows in this cup*. I'm so cold, I'm so cold. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 17th '10 (#398378)

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You know when someone knows you're lying, and you thank your lucky stars when they allow you to talk bullshit and get away with it. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 8th '10 (#385734)

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It's always a WTF moment when you see Garfield or Charlie Brown on a motivational poster. Amirite?

says ilostmyshoe on Oct 5th '10 (#381956)

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