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I always have fucks to give! ...ladies?

Fuck to the you!

@239438 (Hobo): it's funny that you think that they are considered people

WAIT cancer he didn't mean it, please stay, we'll do anything, if you actually leave, we'll miss you!

Cooking your girlfriend is better than taking her out for dinner

@206482 (Yvette): how many hot points? I will learn if it is at least 50 hot points, but if it isn't I don't care

don't listen to her kids, smoking makes you look cool

this is funny because when I'm left alone with even a moderately attractive girl for more than a few seconds she and I are probably already having consensual sexual intercourse because of how smooth I am with the ladies

so the ugly guy doesn't want sex?

@150573 (Anonymous): I actually wasn't

@150105 (Anonymous): most can't be apocalyptical either

for me it means I look more like a heterosexual male

especially if you're a guy

I felt like that when I first heard about the Beatles, I still can't believe they broke up

i actually don't immediately think they're gay, until the kissing