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The most probable reason men started holding the door open for women was so they had an excuse to look at our asses, amirite?
says Anonymous on Sep 6th '10 (#337270)
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FUCK!!!! Who told you?
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The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
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@1616391:
wait i dont get it.
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@1616533 (adriana_heather):
"yes" is one word, "just" is one word, "three" is one word. 1 + 1 + 1 = 3
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The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
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Why does everyone assume it's a guy? I think a women killer would be easier, "I have a really big dick but I need both of your hands to pull it out and mine untied." Now you run or actually have sex, which ever is better.
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It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
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says on Jan 1st '70 (#)
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@1614579:
he's probably on vacation
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It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
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Open relationships anyone?
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Santa has run out of coal this year, so all the naughty children will be receiving Nickelback albums, amirite?
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no, they'll get justin bieber albums
says PoohBear0011 on Dec 22nd '11 (#1587580)
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@1587580 (PoohBear0011):
Nobody has been thhaatt bad.
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When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
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@1542713:
If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.
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@1607041 (JewishDoggy):
If there was a comment of the day I'd pick yours.
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Xbox Gamertags: Proof why we aren't meant to name ourselves at birth. amirite?
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well...mine is free2nite....I think it's pretty good laddies ;).....because you know I'm free so I'm playing xbox.
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Drive slow and enjoy the scenery . Drive fast and join the scenery, amirite?
says ELMI+HAGILEMI on Nov 23rd '11 (#674403)
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@1569587:
Here what you do. Follow my instructions very carefully.
1. Drive slowly as to enjoy the scenery.
2. Drive off a bridge.
You're welcome.
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@1569743 (Clementines):
Thank you so much.
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Drive slow and enjoy the scenery . Drive fast and join the scenery, amirite?
says ELMI+HAGILEMI on Nov 23rd '11 (#674403)
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Is there an option to do both? You know, drive slow AND join the scenery?
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You should be able to order on foot in a drive thru, amirite?
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The first few times i read it, I thought it said you should be able to order one foot.
says Anonymous on Dec 2nd '11 (#1564694)
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@1564694 (Anonymous):
That too ;)
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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
says RiddlesAreHard on Jun 2nd '10 (#105864)
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@1564615:
WOW DERP. I just realized your initial comment was towards the abstinent part, and not the not liking penis part.
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@1564631 (Dinosaurs):
lol its all good.
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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
says RiddlesAreHard on Jun 2nd '10 (#105864)
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@1564583:
Sexuality isn't Schrodinger's Cat. You don't say "I haven't tried to have homosexual relations yet, so I could be gay, but I also haven't had heterosexual relations, so I could be straight, but I can't know until I've tried both." That's just not how a person's sexual preferences works.
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@1564592 (Dinosaurs):
So abstinence is a sexuality now?
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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
says RiddlesAreHard on Jun 2nd '10 (#105864)
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@1564564:
That doesn't work when it comes to sexualities, my friend.
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@1564577 (Dinosaurs):
And why not?
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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
says RiddlesAreHard on Jun 2nd '10 (#105864)
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What if I pretend to shake pepper in my mouth?
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@1564281 (lucyjoan):
Then you'll sneeze and look like you're giving oral sex
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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
says RiddlesAreHard on Jun 2nd '10 (#105864)
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@1564324:
I'm abstinent and don't enjoy penis bye.
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@1564348 (Dinosaurs):
How would you know you don't like something if you've never tried it?
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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?
says Anonymous on Oct 16th '11 (#661218)
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@1545273:
Oh, I was just making sure it wasn't one of those situations where I heard it wrong as a kid and had been thinking the wrong thing all my life. That happens a lot :l
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@1545301 (Brambleclaw8):
It's all good.
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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?
says Anonymous on Oct 16th '11 (#661218)
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@1545204:
I always thought it was meep meep
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@1545229 (Brambleclaw8):
I did too, but he said car noises, so beep is a car sound...I wanted to avoid this, whether its meep or beep.
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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?
says Anonymous on Oct 16th '11 (#661218)
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It's sad that Road Runner was known for his inexplicably fast running, and not for his ability to imitate car noises, amirite?
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@1545196 (PowerSerg):
"beep beeeep!!"
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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
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@1526539:
I got your back.
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@1529072 (majorsasquatch):
put da god on your back doe
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It's weird how we say "oh man" and "oh brother," and it's completely normal, but if we were to say "Oh woman," or "oh sister," it would sound ridiculous, amirite?
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its the only thing guys still have over girls/women. Everything else is theirs.
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If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
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@1269966:
I am entirely pro-choice, but even I'm tired of the rape argument. Yes, it definitely happens, but the percentage of unwanted babies due to rape are so small it's almost insignificant.
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@1270716 (BurntToastCastle):
it is because of the above argument that I stay abstinent. That, and because rape's not cool, so don't go raping people it might end up on amirite.
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Being the smartest person in the Kardashian family is like being the valedictorian of an Alabama high school, amirite?
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Its not that offensive and I mean it's not like they could read it anyway...
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@1516755 (HastyCroissant):
uuh vaa-vaal-ddickk-tur-yunn?? valdickturyun, 'da fuck iz dat s'pose to meann? sum kin' of negro joke??
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Girls: you like 'em with no hair down there, amirite?
says Anonymous on Oct 15th '11 (#660462)
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*add notes to 'things girls like guys to do', found on amirite*
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@1506755 (StickCaveman):
I go here just to add to my list too
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Atheists: if god isn't real, then how come grass stands straight up even though there's GRAVITY!? Christians: 1 Atheists: 0, amirite?
says Anonymous on Sep 28th '11 (#654335)
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@1477916:
Has great logic... IF you don't know the cell structure of grass. Grass is bonded together by cells as someone posted up top. We've established this yes? K now your right, if it was JUST flimsy cells holding together at the surface of dirt, it SHOULD fall over. Why doesn't it? Well there's these things called roots, now these roots are a little deeper than the part of grass you see sticking out. So that gives something we call leverage against the gravity. The cells now bond together ONLY in a certain way (due to the molecular make up and how they bond) so that each cell faces a certain way. Giving it a sort of rigidity.) Which is why, grass can stand up against gravity.
Screw grammar, this isn't school so sorry if anything is misspelled and such.
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@1478218 (yesnomaybe):
I think he lost you after (anonymous):
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