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Alright. If you care to read this I will tell you a short little description about me. Cue the list.
1) I live in Saudi Arabia. No, I don't speak Arabic and I am not a terrorist. If you want to know more, message me.
2) I like heavy metal, but I am not emo/goth/scene or anything like that. I am an average kid (real average not MLIA average). I just prefer heavy metal.
3) I LOVE Harry Potter. It is amazing. My favorite characters are Fred and George, because they are funny.
4) I do like vampires, but real ones. Not Twilight ones.
6) You didn't notice that I skipped 5
7) You just checked.
8) You think that is a lame and overused joke.
9) This summer, my mom said she would get me any cell phone I desire. I said I don't want one.
10) I am not actually a cowboy, but I do like a certain video game called Red Dead Redemption about cowboys. My pic is a screenshot of it and you now know where my profile was inspired from.
11) I wanna be the official cowboy of amirite regardless of number 10.
12) I don't like to cuss. Not true anymore. I curse like Voldemort now. I was just rereading my bio and thought I should clarify.
13) I play Cod. A lot. Like you can't believe how much I play. Like think 26/7.
14) I am a descendant of the Prophet Muhammed (PBUH). So is the user Freddy.
http://amirite.net/user/Freddy
So I guess he and I are like long lost distant cousins. :D
15) The PS3 sucks, and the Xbox 360 pwns it.
16) I used to like Windows but now I am dying for a Mac.
17) My PC brings all the viruses to the yard, and they're like Get a Mac retard.
18) I am a Spelling Stalin and a Capitalization Kamikaze and a Grammar Hitler all rolled into one horrific mix.
19) If you got this far, I applaud you.
20) http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com/ I dare you to read it all. I did.
21) Congrats! You're done!

Shlebzilla is the hottest girl on this site. No, really. (She's a gamer, so yeah)

ShakinBacon is Lebanese, therefore a snob and obsessed with his country, but I still think he's an awesome schizophrenic.

ilikefurrywolves4815 is extremely awesome!


Okay, now my background story. This is the story about how I became EVILE. I was born in a snowy village alongside the Alps. There, my dream was to always climb up the mountainside and to the top of each and every mountain. Finally, the last mountain left was Mont Blanc. I started my way up, but halfway up, I lost my footing. As I hung for dear life on my rope, I saw a flying penguin, wielding a magic sword, step forth to cut my rope. One slash and I was falling to my doom. Miraculously, I didn't die from the fall. I broke all of the bones in my body, except my tongue. Using my tongue, I dragged the rest of my broken self down the mountainside and back into the village, where I realized that a clan of machine gun firing panda bears had taken over town, and the rest of the villagers had fled. I had to drag myself by tongue another 193 miles to another small village. Something changed in me that day. I became EVILE. A doctor mended my issues. After that, I went to consult TheWeasel. Being an expert on EVILE, I was let in on TheWeasel's EVILE scheme in a flash. Now, I am the Crimson Reaper, the blood-colored bringer of death. That is all. Now I must go watch Disney Channel. Bye.