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Hey i'm Elron and i'm 17

I like reading, watching tv, hanging around on amirite and gaming :)
I stole my name from the book Catch-22, which is one of my favorite books :D
I want to be a stand-up comedian when i grow up, but my stage-fright is bigger than my ego.
It's hard for me to act serious and to keep my mouth shut..


oh, and i'm dutch.. which is NOT the same as german :)

My favorite bands are:
Rise Against
Pendulum
Deadmau5
The Prodigy
Breaking Benjamin
Daft Punk
Muse
Wolfmother
Skream
and The Bloody Beetroots

And i'm totally going to marry nikki, because she is awesome. and sexy

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One day maybe (frown)

You like wolfmother too?
I haven't met anyone on here who knew who they even were (hehe)

Maar het zou zou leuk zijn :o

Ik heb het geprobeert.. Het kan niet (no)

Weet ik niet (hehe) haha jij gaat het maken ;p

Haha als je er klaar mee bent zal ik een account aanmaken :d

Bedenk iets zoals facebook :) maar dan zieker en slimmer :)

Aww gemeen :o
Haha plannen zoals ;p

Misschien een heel heel klein beetje...

Nee niet echt (d) denk ik

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yossarian commented on post #578501

The temperature has to be a bit under body temperature for sperm cells to survive. So if your balls were on the inside of your body, you would be sterile. I'd think i'd rather get kicked in my balls a few times during my lifetime than be sterile.

yossarian commented on post #311808

The blood isnt pumped directly into the baby. The mothers blood runs next to the babys blood in the placenta en nutrients are transferred through a membrane. And viruses like AIDS shouldnt be able to pass through the membrane. Its been shown many times that babys were born without aids from an infected mother.

yossarian commented on post #311808

The kid doesn't necessarily have AIDS. It can often be stopped from passing on, because bloodcontact is required for infection. So if nothing goes wrong while the kid is being born, he should be safe.

yossarian made post #685859 on Wed Dec 28th '11

A meme is just an inside joke lots of people are in on, amirite?

yossarian commented on post #513735

Use soundhound :D

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yossarian commented on post #645758

Red dead redemption got me so depressed

yossarian commented on post #669231

It wouldn't work anyway. How many chronos would be one week, and if we had 10 chronos in one week (because everything would be based on 10) How many days of weekend would we have? Choosing too much would impact the economy negatively and too little would overstress people. I like overthinking things :)

yossarian commented on post #666752

The army

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yossarian commented on post #432176

i think the point is that you are eating future babies

yossarian commented on post #207002

this is why buying actual cd's is still better :)

yossarian commented on post #643022

I think you have a twisted image from what Napoleon truly did. His soldiers raped so many people he invented the condom so they wouldnt die from std's anymore. He also murdered anyone who didn't agree with his political reforms or refused to be subdued by him. Ofcourse lots of militairy leaders do the same thing, but i dont think they are worse in any way then they were 200 years ago

yossarian commented on post #643022

I think it would be hard to match napoleons barbaricness.

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yossarian made post #640058 on Tue Aug 23rd '11

You rarely benefit from your nose, amirite?

yossarian commented on post #51968

How is marriage natural?

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